*picks up*
'Ello. How ya feelin'?
Don't ya hate those stretchy fuggers? Well, looks like it's far enough along that she shouldn't be stretching anymore.
You dirty-minded ladies, you. For shame.

I never really knew what a dog's dick looked like...but I guess now I have an idea.
Now, I have to go take two of these (

)...just to get rid of the thought. *shudders*
The Fog