ROFLMAO.... sorry, but the PHARMACY? That is SO cool. Just get the QuickFix, and if there is no one in the bathroom with you, you are good to go. Just remember to CROTCH (put the QF in your crotch, and NOT your pocket) the Quick Fix, 'cause most tests I've taken make you empty your pockets and then pull em inside out, so as to show there is nothing else there. Your sock may work as well.

If the DO stay with you to observe, you may want to get The Whizzinator, or The Urinator. Just Google 'em, and you'll see what I mean. Both should work like a charm!

Oh, and I have been informed that it against the law if a woman observes a man, or a man observes a woman, according to the United States department of Health and Human Services. So don't let them pull that bullshit on you like they did me! DEMAND someone of the same gender.

You'll be ok, just don't sweat it.

Here's something to maybe help you chill - my funny story. I haven't smoked weed inover 25 years. Been looking for some for two months,,and finally scored this past Thursday - did three bowls then. Had an accident on friday, on the job, and was scared poopless I'd be tested. But they waited too long, and now I'm CLEAN, LOL...

So just think of how I felt. Not smoking for 25 years, getting some weed, and then not being able to smoke it for a week, LOL.

I just pulled it out everyday and smelled of it, LOL...

Hey, if i didn't have bad luck....and you know the rest of the story, LOL!

Just chill, you'll be fine!