Spaulding! You will have nothing and like it! (Ted Knight, Caddyshack. of course.... Turds! Double Turds!! )...

Dude, usually when they don't hit ya, it means that you didn't reach the right temp to cook them at and stuff. You might wanna make that 2-hour run to get an oven thermometer, candy thermometer, and a few other thermometers to get the oil to the right temp! Or send me your address and I'll stop by and do it for you. The offer is open until I get a job that is....

Sounds like you got all the right tools, and need to get the temps right, and maybe even cook it a bit longer? That is my

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