Wow I can see it now,

Worker (at Home Depot): "Can i help you sir?"

You (stoned): "yo ...man.. ya know where I can find those mesh screens for the hash making bubble bags"

Worker: "Um... let me ask my badge BECAUSE IM A UNDERCOVER COP!"

You (stoned and paranoid): No man... i said that lady looks like she screams for the ass making bubble fags.

Worker ( cough..pig.. cough): Nice shitface, but your coming with me.

You (stoned, pissed, and paranoid): [LOUDLY] NO! I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU OFFICER!!!!! *SCREEEAAMMMM* *run..*



P.S. SOrry im baked , it was going to be simple, i went into "what the hell....." Mode.