I don't know if I have ever had true "cheese" but often times here there is killer herb titled "cheese weed". Bright neon green, soft, covered in crystals, smells like cheetos.

MMMM one hit stuff.

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Bad cops, bad cops,
Bad cops, bad cops.
Bad cops, bad cops,
Bad cops, bad cops.
Springfield cops are on the take,
But what do you expect for the money we make?
Whether in a car or on a horse,
We don't mind using excessive force!
Bad cops, bad cops,
Bad cops, bad cops..