Before I read the actual letter all I could think of was someone getting a letter like this in the mail:

Dear Mr.Mrs. ________,

This is Mr.Skippy from hedgefund mutual regarding your account.



WOOOOOOPS.

We screwed up.

Heres a coupon for Hot Topic.

__________________

I Love You Robby!

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like, victory. Someday this war's gonna end.."

- Kilgore (Apocalypse Now)