Hello all.

I'm in a position right now that I can't smoke in the house that I'm living at, and I don't really have the option to step outside to smoke either. I work 2nd shift and all the other people in the house are day people which means that I spend a lot of time bored as hell late at night alone in the house wishing I could get baked.

Anyways, I was thinking. There is a secluded microwave in the basement. We only have skim milk so I was thinking of adding some butter to it to add some fat to the milk and.. say.. equal amounts of water and milk with a pat of butter in a microwaveable cup or glass. Grind up a bowl's worth of MJ really fine and put it into the milk/water/butter and microwave the hell out of it. I know with the nature of milk and microwaving that I'll have to watch it carefully and stop the microwave when the whole thing starts to bubble/boil over.

Then after a while I'd run it through a coffee filter, add some chocolate syrup for taste, and consume it.

Would it work? Would the microwaving process make the place reek like weed? It's pretty decent weed (grape romulan I am told) but definitely not the one hit ****.