maybe I should have been a Liberal, after all
... that way, my Big Brother Government will take care of my needs, for me ! ... I will have free medical care, free electricity, free food, free concerts, wow ! ... everything will be FREE !, and I can stay home, smoke pot, and do whatever I please ! ... someone else will do all the hard stuff for me ! ... I'll never have to work again ! it's great, I love Socialism !
....
oh shit, I just thought of something
... WHO is going to go to work every day, and pay all those expenses for me ? ... what if they're lazy, too ? ... I could starve !
... and, how come these friendly, nice anti-American countries, like Russia, Iran, South Korea, Cuba, and the rest, tend to have death penalties for drug use ?
... I thought we were going to be free, to do as we please ... something ain't right here
... oh no ! I wasted a vote on Obama, the Chosen One, the Messiah !
... (no, I didn't, I voted for the 'good' black candidate, Alan Keyes)
... damn, and I wanted to be just like that black woman on TV, that said Obama was gonna pay her rent, and buy her a car, too ... I feel so 'used', and you should, too ...