Jim Carrey + Marijuana + Me = a shitload of laughing

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Gameshow host: Heres the question i ask of all our contestants. What made you drop out?

Bob: Well alot of people think it was the 400 acid trips i took yah know.

Gameshow host: Uh huh, but what was it really Bob?

Bob: Well one day i played Black Sabbath at 78 speed, man.

Gameshow host: Black Sa... And then what happened?

Bob: I saw God.

Gameshow host: You saw god. Well that sounds like true enlightenment to me Bob.