Ive just done some real whack desperate shit to get weed, I can never have enough and ive probably smoked alot more than most of ya's on here hence the name weedgremlin.


One time I met this kid and he was supposedly getting pounds from his uncle. One day i went to get a qp and he let me in his pad and I saw where he hid all his shit. He had room with some gym equipment in it and there was this big ass novelty sized coca cola bottle made out of plastic, but he had cut out the bottom and could shove all his weed in there. I got my qp and came back later. Called his house up, nobody answered, had a buddy ring the door bell, nobody answered. I went around back with a crowbar and pryed open his sliding glass door till the latch broke and saw somebody was asleep on the couch. I went into his workout room and stupidly left his back door open and I hear the guy say "What the fuck is this doing open" I freeze and put the giant coke bottle back down and duck into the closet behind some rank ass clothes in there. The guy comes in looks around and leaves. So im chilling in here with some nasty ass laundry in the closet while this guy talks on the phone to his buddy and he comes back in checks on the stash and looks around again as i am watching him thru the crack in the closet. after TWO FUCKING HOURS he leaves and i wait a bit, stash 1 and 1/2 lbs in my backpack and book it for home. That sack lasted me 3 months....


I dont do this type of stuff anymore nor do i condoe it but shit happens, you do what you gotta do.