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    Most hated Canadian Jokes

    I just got back from Canada. I told a Canadian joke and most Canadians hated it.

    The joke started out, "Have you heard of the new cell phone, the iphone? And only 5% of the Canadians said yes. (Look below for revised version of the joke) Anyhow, then I would say, "Well, have you heard of the cheap Canadian knock off phone?" Then, I would say, "It's called the phony phone 'eh" (emphasizing the phone "e" phone "a")

    The revised version of the joke is, "Have you heard of the ipod?"; "The Canadian version is the pod 'eh"... The Canadians didn't like that one either because they are Canadians... but at least they got it, again, because they are Canadians...

    Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF


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    if weed is 20 a g and u cant buy more then 2 ur obviously getting ripped off

    as for the jokes... they suck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Another Ying Yang View Post
    I just got back from Canada. I told a Canadian joke and most Canadians hated it.

    The joke started out, "Have you heard of the new cell phone, the iphone? And only 5% of the Canadians said yes. (Look below for revised version of the joke) Anyhow, then I would say, "Well, have you heard of the cheap Canadian knock off phone?" Then, I would say, "It's called the phony phone 'eh" (emphasizing the phone "e" phone "a")

    The revised version of the joke is, "Have you heard of the ipod?"; "The Canadian version is the pod 'eh"... The Canadians didn't like that one either because they are Canadians... but at least they got it, again, because they are Canadians...

    Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF

    I can see why they don't like the joke, the joke isn't funny. And it's not because it's offensive ("Gasp, he making fun of the way we speak, eh?), it's because it' has nothing to it.

    taking out the "i" from the beginning and adding an "eh" to the end doesn't make something funny. if it was called the aPhone or an aPod, you'd have something.

    wanna know a funny joke along the same lines?

    Q: How did Canada chose the name of their country?
    A: So it would be easy to spell. C eh N eh D eh.
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    Thanks for proving my point...

    Is it newbie or newfie?

    See what I mean? Two Canadians hate this joke already, and yet they do understand it, go figure...

    A Canadian, an American and a French Canadian go into a bar...

    How can you tell which is which?

    The Canadian wants a Molson...
    The American wants a Budweiser...
    The French Canadian wants a separate check...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Another Ying Yang View Post
    Is it newbie or newfie?

    See what I mean? Two Canadians hate this joke already, and yet they do understand it, go figure...
    Proving your point... what is your point? That Canadians hate the joke? Do people like that joke where your from?

    So what's supposed to be funny about the joke? i don't know why it's supposed to be funny, other than the fact that we say "eh" a lot.

    It's like if I were to make fun of new yorkers for saying "huh" a lot, I'd try to do it in a better way than just taking the i from the front and replacing it with a huh at the end.

    So I guess i really don't understand the joke :P

    And I also don't understand the Bar joke, as i don't know any french canadian stereotypes, other than they speak french and some want to separate from canada and keep our money.
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    Here's my favourite Canadian joke....


    Q: Whats the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra???

    A: A bra has 2 cups

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    It's not, it's about 10 bucks for a gram for really decent shit, I get mine for 1/2s for 90.
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    Whats the best thing to come out of Quebec?????????????





    An empty bus.

    Yea I get AAA for 10 a gram and 90 a half and 170 a oz. for AAA delivered to my coutch
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    i live in sk, 160-180 a zip of the best
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    Toronto has a bit of a markup comp[ared to the surrounding areas. But you can can true original BlueBerry right to your door. 200 oz

    Or you can snag a OZ for 170-180 from a buddy. but it wont touch true blueberry.

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    A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

    His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

    "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

    "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."


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    Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF
    buddy, you just got ripped off. canada has hella cheap bud

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    dude Im not even Canadian and that joke sucks eh............thats why you got ripped off I am asuming

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    Hahaha I can picture it now, he tells the joke to the dealer

    Him: Pretty funny joke.... EHH (over pronounced, of course)
    Deal: Uh, yeah, ok (thinking "not form around here")
    Him: So how much did you say that gram was, 10 right?
    Deal: No I said 20, and no more than 2 grams.

    HAHAHAHHAA Now THAT'S funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardcore Newbie View Post
    Hahaha I can picture it now, he tells the joke to the dealer

    Him: Pretty funny joke.... EHH (over pronounced, of course)
    Deal: Uh, yeah, ok (thinking "not form around here")
    Him: So how much did you say that gram was, 10 right?
    Deal: No I said 20, and no more than 2 grams.

    HAHAHAHHAA Now THAT'S funny
    LoL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Another Ying Yang View Post
    A Canadian, an American and a French Canadian go into a bar...

    How can you tell which is which?

    The Canadian wants a Molson...
    The American wants a Budweiser...
    The French Canadian wants a separate check...
    good one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by chronicnhash View Post
    i live in sk, 160-180 a zip of the best


    Yea nice man, im in saskatoon, born in regina though.

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    rofl thank you for banning that hoser yang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Another Ying Yang View Post

    Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF

    LOL I dont know where you picked up from ahha man that sucks, living in Canada all my life, virtually every where ive gone i could of picked up bud, for cheap prices and its never schwag. except once in a town were my grandma lives, it has like 300 population, i had an opportunity to buy some weed. But i know the guy, and yes it was weed. but the most schwagest weed ever lol i could see so many seeds, leafs and just random stems, that werent attached to any bud. lol at shake
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    ok if weed was so expensive in canada why is canada one of the countrys that supplys the us with some dank ass weed...the first thing the cops asked me when i got busted..."is that bc bud?"...i loved canada, montreal and vancouver are both beautiful places...and as far as that wanker goes...you cannot be a smart person...thats like telling an african american a "black" joke and not understanding why they dont like it
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    I love Canadian jokes... but the above were... ummm .. I'm not even sure?

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    wow, where did you go , nunavute , in mtl and most of quebec its 10/g :|

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    i dont know what is soo funny about the first joke, it sucks. no wonder that anyony liked your joke. im not canadian but i hate it to.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hardcore Newbie View Post
    Hahaha I can picture it now, he tells the joke to the dealer

    Him: Pretty funny joke.... EHH (over pronounced, of course)
    Deal: Uh, yeah, ok (thinking "not form around here")
    Him: So how much did you say that gram was, 10 right?
    Deal: No I said 20, and no more than 2 grams.

    HAHAHAHHAA Now THAT'S funny
    now thats funny. and the sad part about it is thats probably exactly the way it went down. well maybe its not that sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Another Ying Yang View Post
    I just got back from Canada. I told a Canadian joke and most Canadians hated it.

    The joke started out, "Have you heard of the new cell phone, the iphone? And only 5% of the Canadians said yes. (Look below for revised version of the joke) Anyhow, then I would say, "Well, have you heard of the cheap Canadian knock off phone?" Then, I would say, "It's called the phony phone 'eh" (emphasizing the phone "e" phone "a")

    The revised version of the joke is, "Have you heard of the ipod?"; "The Canadian version is the pod 'eh"... The Canadians didn't like that one either because they are Canadians... but at least they got it, again, because they are Canadians...

    Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF

    maybe they charged ya 20 a gram cause you told bad jokes!~ lol

    worst canadian joke: What did the candadian say when the american steped on his foot?

    "sorry"


    dumb joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardcore Newbie View Post
    I can see why they don't like the joke, the joke isn't funny. And it's not because it's offensive ("Gasp, he making fun of the way we speak, eh?), it's because it' has nothing to it.

    taking out the "i" from the beginning and adding an "eh" to the end doesn't make something funny. if it was called the aPhone or an aPod, you'd have something.

    wanna know a funny joke along the same lines?

    Q: How did Canada chose the name of their country?
    A: So it would be easy to spell. C eh N eh D eh.
    gotta agree, wasn't insulting, it just wasn't funny,

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