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Old Apr-10-2008, 22:42
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Balls or Guts, how to tell them apart

But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You’re next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion.

Go ahead throw out some other ones
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I'd say the first isn't guts at all... it's balls. GUTS would have been telling the guys that it's getting late and you made a promise that you'd be home on time.
And the second one is simply a death-wish.
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Here's the thing.
Guts and balls are the same.
Neither has anything to do with courage.
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Here's the thing.
Guts and balls are the same.
Neither has anything to do with courage.

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I'd say the first isn't guts at all... it's balls. GUTS would have been telling the guys that it's getting late and you made a promise that you'd be home on time.
And the second one is simply a death-wish.

I gave it some thought, and if guts tried that with me- I would collect all the remotes in the house and toss them in the trash. When he paces through the carpet trying to find them, how could they all vanish I woulf tell him to stop freaking out!! 25 years ago people had to get up to change the channel. (men hate when you downplay thier problem)

To the guy with balls- I would run an ad to rent out the garage and have my new tenant move in while balls is at work. Later I would say he can have the garage back for $400 a month or however much Im renting it for.

Either of the above may drive him over the edge, take both and youll hear the the name every women hates the most. wtf3:Rhymes with punt
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Well hopefully balls are in the scrotum and girls don't have them. Everybody has guts.

That was an easy question.


But seriously, your definition of balls nad guts is basically the same. Like stinkyattic said, the second is a deathwish.
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I'd say the first isn't guts at all... it's balls. GUTS would have been telling the guys that it's getting late and you made a promise that you'd be home on time.
And the second one is simply a death-wish.
Like stinky says man...
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I don't think either of these are actually balls. They are both guts --- the very tail-end of the gut where the gut exits the body. What do they call that end piece of the gut again? Asshole? That's it --- these are both assholes!
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