1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those, who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

My wife complains about #12 all the time cept its ganja smokin on the boat not nasty beer drinking

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Thomas Jefferson

nice list

About 7 years ago I wrote a complaint about a vending machine eating my change. I was mailed a check for the 10 cents I lost. I still have that check, it was just too priceless to get cashed!

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The hemp plant is our perfect symbiote! Down with capitalism, materialism, fascism, war, and superficialness! Long live the biosphere! *Proud offspring of a draft dodger*

my new little babies

Murphy's law sucks, my last name is Murphy, what can go wrong will go wrong lol.

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'Why should one be judged by the colour of their skin, instead of the qualities they show from deep within?' - Peter Tosh

Kraloth:
http://boards.cannabis.com/recreatio...rger-then.html

This is a fantastic list BA, and so true on so many fronts. The 50-50-90 rule is the defining rule of my life I swear.

Aha! It was you that's been causing me all this misery! You'll pay for this Reefer Rogue, and you're children, and you're children's children, and your...



Wait a minute... giving you that name is exactly the kind of sneaky, under-handed skullduggery Murphy's Law would try to pull. Nice try ML! Trying to pull this good community apart...



( Note: I'm currently sleep deprived and utterly insane).

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"I think your love of the halfling's pipeweed has slowed your mind"

- Saruman

Do you accept offerings or homage of some sort to help diminish your Murphyish wrath?

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"Careful what you carry- 'cause the Man is wise- you are still an outlaw in their eyes" -Steely Dan
"Multiple pieces of anecdotal evidence do not equal scientific fact." -Rhizome
"If the Queen Bee ain't happy... the hive isn't happy!"-Dutch Pimp
http://boards.cannabis.com/basic-gro...e-harvest.html<-It's a grow guide! Enjoy!
http://boards.cannabis.com/plant-pro...hy-how-do.html <- all the boring stuff about soil chemistry you never wanted to know
http://boards.cannabis.com/grow-log/...ml#post1837597 <-how to make canna caramels
http://boards.cannabis.com/grow-log/...ml#post1820481 <-illustrated cloning guide permalink
Contacting Her Dankness: stinkyattic at hushm4il-please use the same discretion you do on the boards, thanks.
I don't claim to know the first thing about growing anything; hell, I can't make a Chia pet sprout.

No, i face adversity alone

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'Why should one be judged by the colour of their skin, instead of the qualities they show from deep within?' - Peter Tosh

Kraloth:
http://boards.cannabis.com/recreatio...rger-then.html

murphys laws are true whenever i really want some dope... its never to be found even when i used to know countless connects! the whole area would time with me to go dry!

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Whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship, the people can always B brought 2 the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All U have 2 do is tell them they R being attacked & denounce the pacifists 4 lack of patriotism & exposing the country 2 danger. It works the same way in any country.

-Göring, 2nd in command of Hitler

Jingoism is defined in the Oxford English Dictionary as "extreme patriotism in the form of aggressive foreign policy".

i love these laws

+1
Nice list, funny stuff.