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    The First of May

    First Of May : John Coulton

    I woke up this morning
    I had a scone and a large house blend
    And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
    I said I'm sick and tired of winter
    And I wish that it was spring
    And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
    Began to sing

    And he sang
    Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever?
    Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
    Outside

    Cause it's the first of May, first of May
    Outdoor fucking starts today
    So bring your favorite lady
    Or at least your favorite lay
    The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
    Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
    Grass below you, sky above
    Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

    I thanked him for the information
    I cried a little when he flew away
    I watched an episode of The People's Court
    And I tried to plan my day
    I called up my old lady
    She wasn't home so I called my girl
    I asked her if she'd like to join me as I
    Entertain the world

    And I said
    Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
    Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off
    Outside

    Cause it's the first of May, first of May
    Outdoor fucking starts today
    So bring your favorite lady
    Or at least your favorite lay
    The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
    Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
    Grass below you, sky above
    Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

    So we went to the park together
    We were walking in the midday sun
    We met all kinds of people and we
    We fucked everyone
    We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
    We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
    Everyone who needed fucking well they
    They got fucked today

    So come on
    Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
    Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
    Outside

    Cause it's the first of May, first of May
    Outdoor fucking starts today
    So bring your favorite lady
    Or at least your favorite lay
    The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
    Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
    Grass below you, sky above
    Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside
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    Nice, very poetic I must say. Also Love spring summer cuz it's Mother Nature calling tell'n us it's time to make the doughnuts. We as a community in "this life" are very very small & misunderstood by most. Especially when it comes to mmj forget just growing for sustenance/self reliance. My girl is so conservative & tuned into the mechanical "wake up each day & make that $" forgetting the essentials of life in its purest form.... Visualizations that few have seen let alone felt! We are truly 1%'s in our own special way! Shov, nice prose.

    Semper Fi


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    It's a beautiful morning.

    I watched two mocking birds mating. She was willing & cooperate, he was quick. (3 seconds)
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    My youngest will turn 13 in 4 days. She's my baby girl.

    It's fascinating how our visceral, reptilian, personal morality can shift and squirm and reposition itself, seemingly on its own, with no rational input from us.

    Because this spring, I don't want ANYBODY fucking.

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