Thread: Rate Bible Quotes

Pick your favorite Bible Quote

Peter - "I am writing to God's chosen people who are living as foreigners in the lands of Ponutus, Galatia, Cappadocia, the province of Asia, and Bithynia."

James - "So let it grow, for when your endurance is fully developed, you will be strong in character and ready for anything."

Paul - "I left you on the island of Crete so you could complete our work there and appoint elders in each town as I instructed you."

Luke - (Jesus speaking) "But when the Holy Spirit has come upon you, you will receive power and will tell people about me everywhere - in Jerusalem, throughout Judea, in Samaria, and to the ends of the Earth."

John - "In the beginning the Word existed. He was with God, and he was God."

Mark - "Look, I am sending my messenger before you, and he will prepare your way."

Matthew - "People need more than bread for their life; they must feed on every word of God."

Moses - "Look, they won't believe me! They won't do what I tell them. They'll just say, 'The LORD never appeared to you.'"

the fifth one down by John Boy is kinda trippy....

mine are...
austin 3:16 says i just whooped your ass
and
its 4:20 and i just smoked your ass

I'm still waiting for a version of The Bible to come out that hasn't been heavily altered by "scholars". I'll get back to you.

King Kong,

That sounds like Malfa 2:21.

I just smoked your whopper.

Mr BOng very into your wrestling arent you. Should put it in your sig like me.

I like Peter

Originally Posted by lemonboy

I'm still waiting for a version of The Bible to come out that hasn't been heavily altered by "scholars". I'll get back to you.

I have a copy, as soon as I get it typed up in my computer, I'll email it to you.

Originally Posted by robert42

I like Peter

Of course, you would.

I don't think Paul ever had any contact with Jesus, so i disregard all of his preachings. I really only care about what Jesus said himself.

Originally Posted by lemonboy

I'm still waiting for a version of The Bible to come out that hasn't been heavily altered by "scholars". I'll get back to you.

i'll wait with you.


i was really into wrasslin back in the day.i think when i saw tna the other day,it relit my fire.

lol whats this gotta do with wrestling wrogn thread lol unless jesus was in the ECW!

And then I appeared, like the light at the end of a dark tunnel, revered by all, worshipped by beachguy, and God could see that it was good.
....................lateralus 5:34

</blasphemy>

And then god made Robert42 and Civilisation was created in the form of a man with a donkey penis ROBERT42

Originally Posted by robert42

lol whats this gotta do with wrestling wrogn thread lol unless jesus was in the ECW!

he was.his finisher was the praying powerbomb.

I chose James.

James - "So let it grow, for when your endurance is fully developed, you will be strong in character and ready for anything."

Let the Cannabis grow. When we can all take huge hits, our spirits will be strong enough to control our biological processes, and start learning methods of self-maintenance similar to asexuality.

I thought his finisher was the Crucifix Powerbomb.

Originally Posted by Whos Carl

I thought his finisher was the Crucifix Powerbomb.

oh yea true.the praying powerbomb was his signature move along with the crucifix pin.

The Bible is mind pollution. Nothing has destroyed more lives than it. Destroy blind faith!

Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

I don't think Paul ever had any contact with Jesus, so i disregard all of his preachings. I really only care about what Jesus said himself.

I'm looking into it. It says that Paul had left Jerusalem for 14 years, then came back with Barnabas and Titua. He thought he was meant to go back, so he did, and went directly to the leaders of the Church, it seems God told him to go back to Jerusalem (smoking too much herb).

Paul's first letter to the Church, in Rome, said he was Jesus Christ's slave.

Originally Posted by F L E S H

The Bible is mind pollution. Nothing has destroyed more lives than it. Destroy blind faith!

If you bury your head in it, even to make a joke about the people who wrote it, after Jesus Christ was murdered, your not gonna be wasting your timing destroying blind faith. The Bible is reference material. Give me another book that's 3400 to 1920 years old, and I swear that I'll quote it.

Originally Posted by king kong bong

oh yea true.the praying powerbomb was his signature move along with the crucifix pin.

LOL, I was reading this thread backwards.

A+ Post.

Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

The Bible is reference material.

Unless you're the President of the United States where it is an historically accurate picture of the life and times of Jesus Christ.

Originally Posted by lemonboy

I'm still waiting for a version of The Bible to come out that hasn't been heavily altered by "scholars". I'll get back to you.

Nothing has been altered... The Dead Sea Scrolls prove that much of the Bible has been miraculously preserved. For instance, in the Dead Sea scrolls was found a complete book of Isaiah. This is a hotly debated prophet because of all his references pointing toward the Virgin Birth of Christ Jesus among many other prophesies that were fulfilled regarding Jesus.

By The Way,
Do you think God would let us run around this earth in Darkness w/no direction in life by allowing evil to corrupt his guide for living an upright and decent life? I highly Doubt it, especially since the words explicitly warn people not to change any words in the Bible. If anything were to be removed this would be one of the many, in order to manipulate the masses, but now since we have our own Bibles, we can read for ourselves the wonders of this life and the life to come, providing we believe and understand with our pee sized brains a glimpse of the Nature of a Wondrous and Good God.

Originally Posted by Bouldercreekbud

Virgin Birth

I, for one, know that Joseph was getting more than PMS vibes in the manger.