^ Or some of the OTHER classics such as:

*Will smoking out of tinfoil give me cancer?

*Will getting my pet goose high kill it?

or even

*Will coffee throw off the drug dogs?

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I love John R.

And now for something completely different!
-Monty Python

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth. - John Cleese

or my fave...
"Any Juggalo's out there?"

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Get high and do something.
Is My Medicine Legal Yet?
the John Sinclair Radio Show!
Legalize!

Hahah ANOTHER classic!

I loved to watch threads like that. Because 5.3 seconds after the poor noob posts it 6 regulars leap on his ass.

Oh and don't forget this one:

*Any HOOkUpS In HErE?

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I love John R.

And now for something completely different!
-Monty Python

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth. - John Cleese

Blahahah...............hahaha,

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SOCOM it's not a game, it's a lifestyle.

Very true.

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Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

What's wrong with bein a juggalo? That's how some kids grew up, I think I'd still consider myself one. At least ICP carries some pretty good messages in their music. In a sick and twisted way.

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Any law against what I do on this forum would be impeding on my right to freedom and the pursuit of happiness. So unfortunately, I'm forced to play the role of a cannabis grower instead of actually participate in the hobby. (All pictures are pulled from the internet and knowledge is only portrayed as personal experience without ever having any actual experience)

That's what's wrong with it. Everyone has a opinion on it and leads to something else. It was funny but it wouldn't fly on today's cannabis.com!

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I am a pharmacist
prescriptions i will fill you
potions, pills and medicines
to ease your painful lives
I am a lost soul
I shoot myself with rock & roll
the hole I dig is bottomless
but nothing else can set me free

That is the funniest shit I've seen all day. Hahahahahahaha

Glad I stumbled on this dinosaur of a thread. You can't even plan stuff like that.

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nosce te ipsum....

I tend to agree with Psychocat! As a relative noobie, I really depend on your descretion and treating me with kind 'gloves.'

Now, I read a thread and realize, there are 2 or 3 of the same things, but do not know how to direct a person to the correct thread (need to learn more). Even the rules, regs and sticky's don't cover everything. It takes a lot of reading to learn how to use google without going in circles. I ask a question and some kind souls have given me direct answers or a click to the right area of 'google' and article that suites me (instead of me reading tons of stuff that doesn't relate to me and then I can get back to can. com to learn more of what I need to be; thus, teaching me to use 'google' at the same time.

The ones that do not know how, skip it or give a quip to hurt someone's feelings and do not come back. It takes time to get to learn how to use a web site like this, especially if it is the only one you have ever used. So, to you patient ones, thank you very much, you rock! those that skipped, instead of ranted, thank you. and the ones that politely told me the rules--you rock! I sure hope I don't break any more rules. I use this site to learn and along the way get entertained, as well--for a person pretty much home bound, it means a lot to me! Thank you all! Certainly do enjoy and respect each and every opinion you send!

When a question looks redundant or 'haywire' I check to see how new the person is, or computer illiterate they are; as part of how I would address it! If I had the PC skills so many of you have, It'd be easy to send the link and let them look.

What gets me, is; when they have been sent the link and can't friggin find it! It is like they never read or looked up your advice. NOW, that is what really gets me. Most people here are polite and when told the rules or whatever, politely dismiss and go to the appropriate place, when they can figure it out!

I do appreciate all of you that have helped and nurtured me along in using the site (as this is the only one web site I use, (my only interest with a P.C. anyway) And the rest of you, sorry I pissed you off, but guess you needed someone to get pissed off at on that day with anyway, so glad to be of help and hope I won't be so much in the future!

Overall, I thank so many of your kind generous help and guidance. You are truly one of a kind and I feel like a family of friends here. It is o.k. to voice your opionion and move on, without being threatened, but educated! Thanks to all for helping me! P.R.

" where can I buy seeds, and do they mail to the USA ? ", damn, wish I had a nickel for every time I saw that one ! ... " anybody ever buy seeds from 'RipoffSeeds.com', and how were they ? " ... " my little brother ate my best plant, is it OK for me to smoke him ? " ...

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" If you don't care where you are going, you can't be lost ... If you don't care when you get there, you won't be late. "

" Youth and Skill is no match for Age and Treachery "

Only if he's dried and cured properly first.

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Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!