Thread: Too stoned

man, you really are cooler than jesus to be able to smoke all that bud.

and if by 'too high' you mean 'passed out'
then yes, I've smoked some killer bud and knocked my ass out.
It's like downing a fifth of absinth, only in bud form lol.

okay no it's not that was a horrible joke.
*stewie voice* "I'm no good at telling jokes"

But it's safe to say that I'm 'too high' right now...

peace and love.

Well this girl bought a quarter of chronic, this way good shit. it was like 70 bucks.. okay.

we smoked a blunt between like 5 people that was 3.5 Grams ( 1/8 ) ( a swisher )

okay.. well after that i broke out my vaporizer, and after a couple of bowl packs ( 1.0 - 1.5 Grams ) I just started to loose controll.. like i was sitting at my kitchen table and i had my head in my hands, like my elbows on the table and holding my head up with my hands.. and.. after hitting the vapo, my hands would just fall and i like.. had to catch myself from nailing the table with my head.. this happened twice so .. i just decided not to smoke anymore and in like 20 mins i was pissed that i did so. man was i stoned.

Originally Posted by hahaitsdoogle

Well this girl bought a quarter of chronic, this way good shit. it was like 70 bucks.. okay.

we smoked a blunt between like 5 people that was 3.5 Grams ( 1/8 ) ( a swisher )

okay.. well after that i broke out my vaporizer, and after a couple of bowl packs ( 1.0 - 1.5 Grams ) I just started to loose controll.. like i was sitting at my kitchen table and i had my head in my hands, like my elbows on the table and holding my head up with my hands.. and.. after hitting the vapo, my hands would just fall and i like.. had to catch myself from nailing the table with my head.. this happened twice so .. i just decided not to smoke anymore and in like 20 mins i was pissed that i did so. man was i stoned.

were you freaking out or what... or were you like.. shit man i am not going to be doing anything for about half a day

well a few hours ago
me and some mates
mixed together
Laced hyrdo with speed + White RHino

i had 3 cones...got pretty smashed, walked to classs and totally trippyed out, i was tryin not to close my eyes and pass out! and i was feeling hot, then cold like instantly, and my vision was fucked, saw everything in 3's even when i tried to focas, it was fucked. and to top it all off i had to walk home...
im home now and im typing this

i was too stoned.

One time I ate three cookies recommended dose was one I was baked outta my mind my body didnt feel like my own it was like watching myself in the third person it was crazy

Lol i love it when you're like that

ive been really!! stoned before me and my mates were jus smokin and smokin the we decided to watch a led zeplin trip video (really good wen stoned not so good wen ur not) anyway that really fucked us up at the time but it was soo funny

along time ago a good freind of mind sold bud. well one day his dealer said "i bet you can finish this by 8:00" and us being men who wont back down from a chalenge accepted. so we started smoken bong ripps 1 hour into it we had gone through almost an ounce. we took a break and tried to smoke a blunt to finish off the ounce i took 3 hits and just could not smoke anymore weed. i fell off the coutch and layed on the floor for like 20 minutes. then i got up and finished the blunt....... yes i was WAY WAY WAY to stoned but i drove to the store anyway for munchies.

anything that takes more than a few hits to get stoned isn't worth bragging about, imnsho. that's where high quality begins and mediocrity ends.