I got this hat with a skateboarder doing an invert on the middle blade of a potleaf, and it says pipe dreams around it. its one of my favorite hats, so naturally I had to make it my name.

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THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!

you have smoked yourself retarded.. j/p lol

my name.. smoke alot.. whell i smoke alot so i chose the name smoke alot.. lol

lol ya theres tons of people i remember that used to be here all the time, that just dont show up at all...i was gone for like a year so i bet tons of people left while i was gone 2 haha

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MbanjeBoy - Mbanje's Weed in Zimbabwe, it's the local lingo... and the rest is self explanitory

AHH THE GOOD OLD DAYS EH OREO

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Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

GONE but hopefully not forgotton

oh man, the part was the funniest

the look the baby had, i could absolutely picture him saying it

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ahhh i need a new sig

I had just bought a Jade plant and I wanted to name it.

I wanted to go with something that would be on the Jeffersons or Sanford and Son. It had to be jazzy. Like me.

Ta da!

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Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Friends? Eh?

seein as i cant find the original this will do

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Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

GONE but hopefully not forgotton

I used to live in Dubai, when i came back to Scotland i got called Camel (and still do)

now whenever i join forums or sites Camel is normally taken so i use dromiderry, which i believe has 2 humps?

it also has some footie conotations.

I use to sell bomb (and I mean fuckin bomb) weed, coke, and my specialty was strong e.

I used to tell my customers to "Feast on this shit" whenever I had something even better than what I normaly sold.

Well.. it is quite a story to tell..

When I went to High School.. there were a lot of people with the same names. Well, people used to yell at me from far away really often and I would never look back because I was always stoned out of my mind..
One day though, one of my buddies said we had to find me a nickname so I'd respond to people's calls and whatnot. When the question came about, my buddy immediately said:"Well.. you're Danny, and you're the man. I say we call you DannyMan!". "Me likes", I said. From then on, I always looked back when I heard Dannyman!

Everybody I know calls me Dannyman nowadays.. Family, friends, co-workers, etc.

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When the stress burns my brain just like acid rain drops,
Maryjane is the only thing that makes the pain stop!

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Ive just done some real whack desperate shit to get weed, I can never have enough and ive probably smoked alot more than most of ya's on here hence the name weedgremlin.


One time I met this kid and he was supposedly getting pounds from his uncle. One day i went to get a qp and he let me in his pad and I saw where he hid all his shit. He had room with some gym equipment in it and there was this big ass novelty sized coca cola bottle made out of plastic, but he had cut out the bottom and could shove all his weed in there. I got my qp and came back later. Called his house up, nobody answered, had a buddy ring the door bell, nobody answered. I went around back with a crowbar and pryed open his sliding glass door till the latch broke and saw somebody was asleep on the couch. I went into his workout room and stupidly left his back door open and I hear the guy say "What the fuck is this doing open" I freeze and put the giant coke bottle back down and duck into the closet behind some rank ass clothes in there. The guy comes in looks around and leaves. So im chilling in here with some nasty ass laundry in the closet while this guy talks on the phone to his buddy and he comes back in checks on the stash and looks around again as i am watching him thru the crack in the closet. after TWO FUCKING HOURS he leaves and i wait a bit, stash 1 and 1/2 lbs in my backpack and book it for home. That sack lasted me 3 months....


I dont do this type of stuff anymore nor do i condoe it but shit happens, you do what you gotta do.

Ganjasaurusrex was a cartoon character in the back of high times magazines in the mid eighties. A tyrantasaursrex that ate hail bales of weed and raided gardens.

mines really interesting....
it comes from The Great Badger Speaks, 3:4-9

4 Now, the time was for playing. So The Great Badger made the computer. And it was so.
5 The Great Badger decided to participate in an online gameing adventure. Now he needed a name for his creation. He deliberated. He found it was hard even for His great mind.
6 Humbled, he thought and thought. Now, he relized The Great Name and thought it shall be so. 'Shoi' was to be used for his first character. And it was good.
7 Now, 'Shoi' has become a favorite of The Great Badger. That is what it will be. And there was much rejoicing. And it was good.
8 Now, 'Shoi' went on to spread his word. He lived to be 100000 and had 500 sons. Thou namethed thy sons 'Shoi', and The Great Badger smiled upon the earth. And it was good.
9 Finally The Great Badger found a new promised land. And he called it Cannabis.com. Now, he came to 'Shoi' and asked him to come to this land to talk to the people. And it was so. It was good.

cb is my initials and dank nugs comes from the dank nugs that i get. pretty simple.

an acdc song

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I do not smoke/use/posess marijuana and i never will

Mine is pretty simple, self-explanatory. 9 has been my lucky number for as long as I can remember. Now I know it's not really lucky, but nevertheless, strange things have happened to me having to do with the number 9..nines...not as in "I'm bust y'ass wit mah nine". Nines. Anyway.

my last name has the word hank in it, and there was this kid at my school in jr. high who used to whistle out my name but call me HANKSSSSSSSS,
of course im a captain, going to the beach everyday and practically living on the sand, i became
Captian Hanks

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Disclaimer: Any posts made by me are purely fictional in nature and by no means is anything I say to be taken seriously. I do not use, grow or condone the growing of anything not legal. Any and all pictures I post are pictures widley available on the internet and any discussions I am involved in are purely hypothetical or are commentary in nature and should not constitute advice or be considered advice to assist in activities that are deemed illegal.

I simply like led zeppelin, first time i ever properly heard it was when i was stoned out of my mind at 15 years old in my friends house, he puts on dazed and confused and I sit there thinking oh my god this is amazing

best musican

It's a play on my last name.

Has nothing to do with being stoned on drugs. Or pummeled.

IanCurtisWishlist--I took this name from a song by a band called xiu xiu (pronounced "Shoo Shoo"), who I don't really listen to anymore. But before I heard Xiu Xiu, I knew who Joy Division were--and I like Joy Division very much. Ian Curtis was the singer of that band before he hanged himself in 1980--before the band became New Order.

Anybody listen to Joy Division? You all gotta see Ian Curtis dance. He was a dancing robot on amphetamines. But in reality, he was on anti-convulsant medication. At the time, the only drug prescribed for epilepsey were Barbituates. Aside from certain environmental situations, such as Ian Curtis' affair and crumbling marriage, some speculate that this was the reason Ian Curtis hanged himself--because when one takes Barbituates for extended periods of time, the effects can be adverse to one's mental health. Just to clarify that for you all since I know you were dying to know.

Ian Curtis is the guy smoking on my avatar. R.I.P.