Thread: wtf, i keep screwing up.

i have went through five different two liter bottles trying to make a bong. I am on my last one. Does anyone have a link to a site, or the directions themselves for making a simple cheap bong?

Heat up a metal wire or tiny screw drive and poke it through, then widen it with sciccors and then heat it up a bit and shove the pen through

How do i get the pen through at an angle so that it will stay in the water below the hole? mine wants to lift up every time.

Originally Posted by wayoftheleaf

How do i get the pen through at an angle so that it will stay in the water below the hole? mine wants to lift up every time.

Well, I always use hot glue whenever I make a homemade one.

make it so the end of the pen is against the opposite side of the bottle see shitty diagram
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lol thanks im gonna try this again

Why dont you buy one? are you a teenager? Because you come off as much older. That's a rare compliment. you're welcome.

lol im 15, and about the other thread, i really dont believe God exists either, I just like the argument itself.

And the question, how do i make the bowl from aluminum foil?

well you argue your point eloquently. Not like most of the neanderthals here.

1. light a cig
2. burn a hole in the bottle
3.put the downtube in
3.then use abit of string or hair band to tie the downtube up to the bottle so it goes in water proply

thanks fikus, and vic that is a good idea cant believe i didnt think of it.

and also fikus, the other guy on there arguing with me was hurting his message more than helping it imo. name started with a K i believe.

Instead of using crappy foil, get a socket from like a socket kit thing and use a small one, they work well

Has anyone here ever tried the ancient chinese Five Point Exploding Beer Can Pipe? You take a beer can and make a dent in the side. Then, you pluck one of your eyelashes and using you ancient samuri powers, puncture a tiny whole. You then place the Sacred Quai-Gon Bud of Hirohito on said hole and conjure up fire. You inhale the smoke as if you were straight drinking and then inherit the Wisdom of the Ancients.

you must drink alot of soda.

My dad is one of them guys who notices losing a tool easily. also wouldnt the weed fall through easily? i heard a salt shaker lid works but i had the same concern.

fikus's idea is the best. but i am a mere child not a samurai master lol.

hot knife it??

How do i put the bowl on the pen? sorry like i said this reall is my first bong to make.

oh man its not that hard! If you got the 2 liter u cut the botton off. now u can burn the edges so they curve in to make a stronger pull.
Now for the bowl u get a small socket head and heat up the middle of the cap and stick that bitch in there. Then all you need is the bucket and water!

Originally Posted by fikusroot

Has anyone here ever tried the ancient chinese Five Point Exploding Beer Can Pipe? You take a beer can and make a dent in the side. Then, you pluck one of your eyelashes and using you ancient samuri powers, puncture a tiny whole. You then place the Sacred Quai-Gon Bud of Hirohito on said hole and conjure up fire. You inhale the smoke as if you were straight drinking and then inherit the Wisdom of the Ancients.

yea man all the time, little messy but gets you fucked up! i feel truely enlightened after such experiences.

ohh and as for the bong, since its disposable when i make mine, i usually just take masking tape and tape the pen/marker around the bottle itself.

only in america can you call your dealer, hang up and call your grandma

Originally Posted by fikusroot

Has anyone here ever tried the ancient chinese Five Point Exploding Beer Can Pipe? You take a beer can and make a dent in the side. Then, you pluck one of your eyelashes and using you ancient samuri powers, puncture a tiny whole. You then place the Sacred Quai-Gon Bud of Hirohito on said hole and conjure up fire. You inhale the smoke as if you were straight drinking and then inherit the Wisdom of the Ancients.

Thats the way ive always done it.