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    stoner poetry

    we all love the green
    you and i
    lets smoke some weed
    and get high


    one bong two bong
    red bong blue bong


    w is for the way it makes me feel
    e is for every season i peel
    e is for everyday i smoke
    d is for the dank nugs i toke


    this is not a joke
    you know i like to toke
    i smoke all kinds of weed
    but never the seed
    if you smoke a bong
    you'll never go wrong
    lets roll a j
    its the only way
    just bought a pound
    it can go all around
    this some dank bud
    something something thud

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Cannabis is green,
    Violets are blue (did I say that already?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Cannabis is green,
    Violets are blue (did I say that already?)
    Hahahahahaha.
    Sodomy is the greatest act that a person can undertake.

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    Keys of Faith, Keys of Joy,
    Keys of Peace, Keys of Lore,
    A Bong is the key,
    The Key to the Way.

    The Way is not a rebellion, or a haughty way to get attention,
    The Way is a solution to the everydayness of most lives.
    Changing wonder to mystical, love to passion, colors at every corner.
    Promoting solemn brotherhood amongst all things, it inspires no wars, or battles of any kind.
    The Way is Utopia. Let our lungs be our wings. Destination or not- we will surely travel in style.
    and then just something I wrote stoned:
    Fluttering skirts... longing stares through rain-stained windows
    Sinking teeth into a red-burned apple, the hum and flow of laughter
    Floating above feilds of green, running full steam into spring.
    Climbing steps into foreign buildings in foreign cities,
    Sharing un-controllable smiles with an old friend, hugging in a combustion of joy and reminisce.
    Admiring the brown tendrils of hair, curling back up on a neck of purity,
    Evening campfires, the glow of the stars twinkling down upon soothed spirits,
    Every morning a blissful reminder of being alive another day,
    Life. Infinitely Perplexing Love.
    I believe in Nothing.

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    Whoa. Intense guys.
    "I don't do drugs, though. Just weed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Cannabis is green,
    Violets are blue (did I say that already?)
    classic, that is stoner poetry for sure.
    Picture yourself in a boat on a river
    With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
    Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
    A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

    Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
    Towering over your head
    Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
    And she's gone

    Lucy in the sky with diamonds


    The Beatles

    You miss a lot when you canít feel like others can. You canít relate to or communicate feelings to others if youíre numb.

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    poetry is gay.

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    poetry is not gay..well i do not really care who cares if its gay-its the same as rap i love rap...mabyee i'm gay...yes a big flameing fag...that's me- hypnotizedmind is a catcher.


    free yo mind, free yo soul,
    release yo thoughts and load a bowl.
    pack it tight hit it slow,
    but don't pass to hyp-mind,he's an assho

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    Quote Originally Posted by the yeag View Post
    poetry is not gay..well i do not really care who cares if its gay-its the same as rap i love rap...mabyee i'm gay...yes a big flameing fag...that's me- hypnotizedmind is a catcher.


    free yo mind, free yo soul,
    release yo thoughts and load a bowl.
    pack it tight hit it slow,
    but don't pass to hyp-mind,he's an assho

    sorry its my opinion, i stick by it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the yeag View Post
    free yo mind, free yo soul,
    release yo thoughts and load a bowl.
    pack it tight hit it slow,
    but don't pass to hyp-mind,he's an assho
    hahahaha thats funny. and poerty isnt gay, your just too stupid to comprehend the beauty of it.
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    enlightening hell, last time i saw a demon, i beat his ass and made him my bitch!
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    we fly high...
    no lie...
    you know its....

    JESUS!
    In the eyes of a ranger,
    The unsuspected stranger
    Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
    Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
    Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
    When youre in Texas look behind you,
    Cause that's where the rangers are gonna be

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    BBBBBB BURN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Cannabis is green,
    Violets are blue (did I say that already?)
    LoL!

    I love poetry, such a great way to express yourself!
    Ocean, n . A Body of water occupying about two thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

    When you lose someone, you realize just how much that person means to you, So maybe its a good thing they're gone. So you can see just how much that person means to you.- Anon



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    Life is short not that long
    Roll a joint and toke on...
    pack a bong
    pack a bowl
    Light it up
    take it slow
    Cause Ive got a peaceful easy feeling
    and I know you wont let me down
    cause im already standing on the ground

    Dont u draw the queen of diamonds boy
    Shell beat you if shes able
    You know the queen of heats is always your best bet

    Dont your feet get cold in the winter time?
    The sky wont snow and the sun wont shine
    Its hard to tell the night time from the day
    Youre loosin all your highs and lows
    Aint it funny how the feeling goes away?

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    I've never been a fan of poetry and as such I've never been good at it. I respect it though, I just can't tell you whats good or not. Everything I've read here is as good as anything I've read in a book as far as I'm concerned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Cannabis is green,
    Violets are blue (did I say that already?)
    violets are blue
    weed is green
    i love weed
    and so do u

    yeah yeah i know i suck at poetry
    smoke bud all day everyday till the day i die

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    The leaf is the truth
    the truth in your mind

    A truth that only you can see
    So true to me and free

    This freedom in my mind and soul
    I never wish to let it go

    The bong sor ound
    so colorful and large

    Takes you to the other worlds
    where little men dance around

    The freedom the leaf gives
    so grand and pure

    Yet the MAN wants to get rid of us
    Like seeds in a bag

    We are nothing to them
    Just ants in a stream

    This world we see and feel
    It is but a dream

    We live it and see it but still we know
    Fuch Bush and the government, lets take a toke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoke it View Post
    hahahaha thats funny. and poerty isnt gay, your just too stupid to comprehend the beauty of it.
    im smarter than you.
    i just dont like the poetry that doesnt mean shit but people think it does mean something, but really its just random words.

    but im talking old poetry..not your little stoner poems, those are cool.

    i just noticed the name of the thread, it changes everything.
    ive been smoking alot lately, sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnotizedMind View Post
    im smarter than you.
    i just dont like the poetry that doesnt mean shit but people think it does mean something, but really its just random words.

    but im talking old poetry..not your little stoner poems, those are cool.

    i just noticed the name of the thread, it changes everything.
    ive been smoking alot lately, sorry.
    I agree with you.
    A lot of poetry is written, and then people try to interpret it.
    Why the fuck would you write something that needs to be interpreted?
    And I don't like poetry in general, I love music, but poetry is just...
    Different Strokes for Different Folks.
    Heres my abstract fuck you have a shitty time interpreting nothing poem of the day.
    Suck it, Suck it, Oh My jellyfish,
    Twisting foray, Dire rambuctious,
    Holding virtue steady on the wing,
    Trying Blue.
    Studiously round, amongst the Crab people.
    I believe in Nothing.

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    Buddy was here, but now he's not
    He's round the corner smoking pot.
    You see He wrote this poem to make a point,
    There's nothing better than a joint!
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    roll a blunt, wrap it nice
    pass the beers, pass the light
    see the night, see the day
    see new horizons from my J

    FREE YO MIND

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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnotizedMind View Post
    im smarter than you.
    yaaaa...bullshit. poetry is beautiful, you just have to know what it means. if you cant interpret it, dont read it. and you have no right to call poetry gay. homosexuality is a lifestyle, poetry is a bunch of thoughts and interpretations written down. it cant be "gay".
    Quote Originally Posted by kindprincess View Post
    enlightening hell, last time i saw a demon, i beat his ass and made him my bitch!
    Quote Originally Posted by Samwhore View Post
    we fly high...
    no lie...
    you know its....

    JESUS!
    In the eyes of a ranger,
    The unsuspected stranger
    Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
    Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
    Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
    When youre in Texas look behind you,
    Cause that's where the rangers are gonna be

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    *clear throat*

    cant we all
    just get a-long
    pack a bowl
    and hit a bong
    take a trip
    to a place
    called taco bell
    then stuff our face

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    This radio is the bomb
    Almost as good as a premium bong
    Listen to this stuff
    light that shit up
    Lets go with the flow
    And fucking smoke that bowl.
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    Slip, the next time you're having a bad day, imagine this...

    You're a Siamese twin. Your brother is gay, you're not. He's having company tonight. You've got one asshole.
    "Prohibition . . . goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes . . . A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded."
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    Quote Originally Posted by smoke it View Post
    yaaaa...bullshit. poetry is beautiful, you just have to know what it means. if you cant interpret it, dont read it. and you have no right to call poetry gay. homosexuality is a lifestyle, poetry is a bunch of thoughts and interpretations written down. it cant be "gay".
    Like i said before its my opinion...and do you have any proof that your smarter than me?

    okay then.

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    Come one people just get mellow. get along. stop with the hate
    Quote Originally Posted by Billionfold View Post
    Slip, the next time you're having a bad day, imagine this...

    You're a Siamese twin. Your brother is gay, you're not. He's having company tonight. You've got one asshole.
    "Prohibition . . . goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes . . . A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded."
    -Abraham Lincoln

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