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    Every Stoner Should Know...

    How to drive with their knees (think about it).

    How to make a pipe, bong, gravity bong, and a waterfall bong from common household items.

    To never baby-sit.


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    "Syd [Barrett] was sitting there at the table, and the box of cereal was between us. And he was watching the box of cereal the way that I would watch Star Trek on television. He was seeing something I wasn't seeing. I don't know what he was on, but he could have sat there all day, staring into that cereal, and he would have been just as happy as anybody else."
    -Alice Cooper
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    LISTEN TO COUCH POTATO, THE MAN KNOWS WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT


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    To get a job that pays just enough for the least amount of work, with no drug tests.

    My dad drives with his knees, but that's cause he eats Wendys while driving. He's really good.
    Hey man, you got a joint?

    It'd be a lot cooler if you did...

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    every stoner should:

    be able distinguish brick from chron

    know how to roll joints pretty good

    know their rights

    know how to bake magic brownies

    Quote Originally Posted by Purple Banana View Post
    To get a job that pays just enough for the least amount of work, with no drug tests.

    My dad drives with his knees, but that's cause he eats Wendys while driving. He's really good.
    if he could drive with is knees, whats holding the gas pedal down?
    does he use just one knee or somethin?

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    Great idea for a thread.

    Every stoner should know:

    - How to deal with police.

    - The way to corner a bowl so someone else can get a green hit.

    - Prices in your area.

    - How to attempt to distinguish fine chronic from schwag. You never really
    know until you smoke it, but you can definitely make some distinctions if you know your weed.

    - How to discreetly conduct a buy.

    - NOT TO SPILL THE BONG, BREAK THE PIPE, OR SLOBBER ON THE BLUNT/JOINT!!!

    that's all I have for now...looking forward to reading others'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyNiner View Post
    Great idea for a thread.

    Every stoner should know:

    - The way to corner a bowl so someone else can get a green hit.
    That's a damn good one! I try to do it most of the time but peeps I smoke with suck and torch the whole thing all the time. I think I'm going to have to stop and that's a shame!

    - How to actually inhale

    - Be able to estimate weight of bud pretty well.

    that's all I got.
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    all the secrets of raping others at online games

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    -how to drive properly if stoned
    -how to stop a j from canoeing
    -how to make the perfect playlist of tunes
    -how to groove

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billionfold View Post
    -Not have one sided opinions on marijuana.
    -Not do stupid things and get in trouble, only to blame the cops/teachers/parents.
    Yes.

    In short, don't be the negative stoner stereotype. Couldn't agree more.

    Give stoners a good name.

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    -must have an excellent hiding place

    -must own at least one tiedye shirt or classic band shirt

    -must know how to make a smoking device out of a food

    -must be able to name at least 5 items on the wedny's dollar menu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billionfold View Post
    -Fast food munchies are the worst kind.
    -Must NOT have to make a smoking device out of food.
    -Must be able to list 5 reasons why Wendy's sucks.
    -Must be able to play one instrument moderately to expertly well.
    wendys has nasty fuckin chicken


    anyways..

    -hit it 2 times
    -pass to the left

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    What do you play billion?

    I really cant think of anything of value to contribute to this thread.
    Imo, every stoner needs to know three things.
    -How to get weed.
    -How to smoke weed.
    -How to enjoy being stoned.

    The rest are just silly ideals..
    I believe in Nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billionfold View Post
    -Must be able to list 5 reasons why Wendy's sucks.
    I could give you 10 reasons.
    Looking for Medical Patients to serve as boardmembers. Please contact me!

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    - Have a grin on their face whenever the look at a clock and its 4:20
    "Syd [Barrett] was sitting there at the table, and the box of cereal was between us. And he was watching the box of cereal the way that I would watch Star Trek on television. He was seeing something I wasn't seeing. I don't know what he was on, but he could have sat there all day, staring into that cereal, and he would have been just as happy as anybody else."
    -Alice Cooper
    Quote Originally Posted by NightProwler View Post
    LISTEN TO COUCH POTATO, THE MAN KNOWS WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT


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    the url to this site...

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    A truly good stoner knows how to act straight when appropriate but still be totally blazed. I feel I have perfected this!!!!
    The more I learn, the more I realize I know nothing...

    "How about a round of WTF's for everyone? It's on the house". (as originally posted by Encatuse)

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    To know every place that sells rolling papers in your county and all head shops in bordering counties.

    Every back road and possbile route in your neighboorhood.

    Who on your street is a cop.

    How to pass a drug test.

    All for now. More maybe later

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    more things you gotta know:-

    use the thinnest skins you can find.
    use ice to remove thc.
    grader's perks are the best!!
    sleep on squidgy.
    rise on green.
    pay your man when you say you will.
    use a charcoal filter.
    keep your growroom secret( from everyone!!)
    keep going to the dam.
    and off he went ............whoosh!!

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    Where to find scales cheap and fast.

    The cheapest place to buy visine.

    The ninja-like ability to hide everything incriminating within view in under 3 seconds when someone knocks on the door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billionfold View Post
    -Fast food munchies are the worst kind.
    -Must NOT have to make a smoking device out of food.
    -Must be able to list 5 reasons why Wendy's sucks.
    -Must be able to play one instrument moderately to expertly well.
    Word!

    -Fast food sucks. I bake when I'm baked. I can't wait for a bigger kitchen, so I can make better munchies! We also adore the simple things. Apples have never tasted so good.
    - Have made the apple pipe, used it once. It's great if your desperate. So, basically don't be that desperate, get a sturdy pipe or always know how to roll.
    - Wendys sucks - they don't salt their nasty fries. The fries are nasty. The burgers are paper thin. And they're always warm. Oh, and we musn't forget how gross the chicken is.
    - Searching for a new tuning device for my violin.



    Lets see the ones I suggest:

    Know how to lightly take a first hit off a new pipe or bong as to actually SMOKE the weed you've stuffed into your bowl. No sense in choking on it and not getting anything.
    Always keep glass appoxy handy incase you break your glass.
    Screens are your friend.
    Growing can be cheaper than buying.
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    Here's one I just thought of: A good stoner can tell you how much bud is there without a scale!!!!
    The more I learn, the more I realize I know nothing...

    "How about a round of WTF's for everyone? It's on the house". (as originally posted by Encatuse)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JR77 View Post
    Here's one I just thought of: A good stoner can tell you how much bud is there without a scale!!!!

    True.

    another if not allready mentioned would be

    Having the ability to sniff out everyone you've ever worked with that smokes and get high with them.

    At least a few clever 'recipes' to make munchies about of nearly no food.

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    I don't think every stoner should know how to roll a joint/blunt.


    For many years, I would just sit back and let my buddies roll them up, and just chill, and smoke.

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    that you can't hide the fact that you smoke from your mother...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigHyphyD View Post
    I don't think every stoner should know how to roll a joint/blunt.


    For many years, I would just sit back and let my buddies roll them up, and just chill, and smoke.
    I use a roller


    -How to pass the joint/bowl/bong/blunt and then tell a story
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigHyphyD View Post
    I don't think every stoner should know how to roll a joint/blunt.


    For many years, I would just sit back and let my buddies roll them up, and just chill, and smoke.

    What about when you just wanna chill, smoke and be alone? Did you ask them to roll it?

    I prefer my machine, but I can still roll when I'm with out it.
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