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    butt worms

    did anyone watch ' animal planets ..eaten alive "
    the one about worms in the human body
    that show freaked me out
    it says like 1-4 people will get these or have gotten them

    some lady was working as a massage therapist and during a job she felt
    like a tickle itching sensation in her butt.she went to the restroom
    and a 9 inch worm fell out of her underwear .

    then some other fool was taking a dump and he had a piece of worm
    hanging out of his hole. he thought it was a piece of his intestines
    so he started pulling and pulling. hand over hand like a rope
    it just coming and coming.it was about 40-50 feet [no joke]
    the head of the worm was embedded in his intestine so he couldnt pull no more. he called his wife and she cut the body with scissors
    the remaing pice of worm retracted back into his hole.

    have any of you had to deal with this ?

    becareful of uncooked raw foods

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    Awwwww... Dude... 50 foot worm in your ASS? Man, I would LOVE to see this show!
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    Quote Originally Posted by friendowl View Post
    did anyone watch ' animal planets ..eaten alive "
    the one about worms in the human body
    that show freaked me out
    it says like 1-4 people will get these or have gotten them

    some lady was working as a massage therapist and during a job she felt
    like a tickle itching sensation in her butt.she went to the restroom
    and a 9 inch worm fell out of her underwear .

    then some other fool was taking a dump and he had a piece of worm
    hanging out of his hole. he thought it was a piece of his intestines
    so he started pulling and pulling. hand over hand like a rope
    it just coming and coming.it was about 40-50 feet [no joke]
    the head of the worm was embedded in his intestine so he couldnt pull no more. he called his wife and she cut the body with scissors
    the remaing pice of worm retracted back into his hole.

    have any of you had to deal with this ?

    becareful of uncooked raw foods
    Tapeworms. That would be nasty. Could be a good magic trick though.
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    That is a tapeworm.
    It is a very common parasite of both warm and cold blooded animals.
    They CAN grow to be 20 feet or more long in humans!!!
    They reproduce by allowing segments of themselves that contain something akin to a fertilized egg to drop off.
    In Victorian times, women would purposely swallow a single tapeworm (swallow 2 and you get babies, ycuk!) to lose weight.
    Another worm parasite is the nematode. There are TONS of species of thse little things, and they are much more painful to host than a tapeworm, which is pretty much painless. NEmatodes can bore through tissues and be very dangerous. You can often find them in the flesh of fish. I used to find them in Pacific cod all the time, and tapeworms too actually, but the tapeworms are confined to the gut.
    Anyway that's all I've got, lol.

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    Haha, yea i know what your talking about. I watched it up to the point to where the lady was talkin about how freaked out she was about the worm. That shit was digusting I dont like thinking about if I have a worm in my body so I turned it off.

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    Tapeworms!?!

    ew!

    Makes me bum bum hurt just thinkin about it. haha.

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    Among the most common tapeworms in humans are the pork tapeworm, the beef tapeworm, the fish tapeworm, and the dwarf tapeworm. Infections involving the pork and beef tapeworms are also called taeniasis. Symptoms vary widely, as do treatment options, and these issues are discussed in detail in the individual articles on each worm. With a few notable exceptions like the fish tapeworm, most cestodes that infect humans and livestock are cyclophyllids, and can be identified as such by the presence of four suckers on their scolex or "head."

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    ROFL BobBong... "Among the most common tapeworms in humans are the pork tapeworm, the beef tapeworm, the fish tapeworm, and the dwarf tapeworm"

    Since I imagine you get beef tapeworms from consuming beef, and fish tapeworms from consuming fish, do you have to eat dwarves to get dwarf tapeworms?

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    oh god my asshole started hurting as soon as I read that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkyattic View Post
    ROFL BobBong... "Among the most common tapeworms in humans are the pork tapeworm, the beef tapeworm, the fish tapeworm, and the dwarf tapeworm"

    Since I imagine you get beef tapeworms from consuming beef, and fish tapeworms from consuming fish, do you have to eat dwarves to get dwarf tapeworms?
    ha....hahahaha.... i think knowm's and gnome's would qualify also...

    or just something riddled with insects



    Hymenolepis live in warm climates and are common in the southern U.S. The eggs of these worms are ingested by insects, and mature into a life form referred to as a "cysticercoid" in the insect.

    Humans and other animals become infected when they intentionally or unintentionally eat material contaminated by insects. In an infected person, it is possible for the worm's entire life-cycle to be completed in the bowel, so infection can persist for years.

    Hymenolepis nana infections are much more common than Hymenolepis diminuta infections in humans. These infections were previously common in the southeastern U.S., and have been described in crowded environments and individuals confined to institutions. However, the disease occurs throughout the world.




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    That is beyond disgusting.

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    I saw that like a year ago,,,could barely watch it back then... I watched the dude that had all the killer bees on him,,,then when the parisite show came on I bounced...

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    that is really fucking DISGUSTING



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    with odds like 1 out 4
    i wonder who here on these boards
    has the worms in em right now

    first one who finds a worms wins

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    we all have parasites of some sort...

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    Here is a picture

    http://poetry.rotten.com/worm/
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    Quote Originally Posted by smok3y View Post
    Thank you for just providing a link...

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    that shit made me cringe
    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skink View Post
    Thank you for just providing a link...
    Ok here it is...
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    that shit is disgusting and vile....i sure hope i never have works in my ass
    ahhh i need a new sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by smok3y View Post
    Ok here it is...
    i love you smok3y
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    Im glad i wasnt the only one up around 2 in the morning watching Animal Planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smok3y View Post
    Ok here it is...
    Ahhahahah... good one Smokey...

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    Bah!

    putting a link is one thing, but i don't wanna have to see that shit on the forum thanks.
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