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Police: Butter-hungry man pulls knife at church buffet
Police: Butter-hungry man pulls knife at church buffet
OCALA – Ocala police officers arrested a man Sunday morning who they say pulled a knife on members of a church congregation who would not give him butter in the morning buffet.
Frankie LewisFrankie Lewis, 48, wanted to get some butter in the buffet line at Four Square Church at 118 N.W. Tuscawilla Ave., police spokeswoman Sgt. Angy Scroble said. When he could not get any, he pulled a knife on members of the congregation and said he would cut them.
As he put the knife back in his pocket, a church member hit him with a wooden board, Scroble said. Lewis then fled on a bicycle where officers in the area quickly caught him.
Lewis was taken to the Marion County Jail and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
Police: Butter-hungry man pulls knife at church buffet | Ocala.com | Star-Banner | Ocala, FL
Yeah because when I run out of butter I tend to want to stab someone...that's rational.
Under this guys picture the cops should have scribbled, "I can't believe it's not lunatic".
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Perfectly understandable, you should see what I am capable of if I can't get my Co-Co pops in the morning.
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[b][size="5"] "I can't believe it's not lunatic".[/color]
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you should skip school and go straight into caption writing.
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That's my fall back job hun haha.
In case all that book learnin' doesn't pan out.
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Why didn't they just give the man his butter?
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Haha I dunno.
But he did get something,
a wooden board to the spine.
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Catholic I bet. 
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^^ zing!
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Police: Butter-hungry man pulls knife at church buffet
What no bud der knives?? lol 
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Wow, what a psycho
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hahahahahahahahahahaha stupid f'n people
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hahahahahahahahahahaha stupid f'n people
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somebody get this guy a bag...geez
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A bag!! lol!!! A big brown one to put over his head!! Pr 
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You can be charged with aggravated assault for threatening to assault somebody? 
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You can be charged with aggravated assault for threatening to assault somebody? |
An assault is carried out by a threat of bodily harm coupled with an apparent, present ability to cause the harm.
Source: Assault legal definition of Assault. Assault synonyms by the Free Online Law Dictionary.
I heard on tv the other day, even if u dont intend to make some1 feel threatened but say something that makes them feel threatened, the lawyer guy said u can be charged with it
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Maby he had pulled the knife out to butter his bread but then noticed there was no butter, So he asks the man if there's any butter but forgetting he had the knife in his hand, the man takes it the wrong way!?
Or he could have just been so pissed at not getting his butter that he was going to cut people up just to prove his point of dont fuck with a man butter in the morrnin.. lol
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