Well, I think it's kinda funny that these pirates are out there, but I do have a great solution that would probably eliminate 2 annoyances in 1 shot.

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Enough said.
At least the Somali pirates are up front about being criminals. The other, "white" pirates, hide behind the guise of being "activists". And I guess since they have their own t.v. show then what they are doing is a-o-k!
I say, round up the whale nerds, take to Somalia, and set them out as pirate bait, then when the pirates approach, KABLUWIE!
2 Birds, 1 Stone.
The world would be a better place.