A bikini model has used her large bosom as a defence to win a not guilty verdict in court.

The Japanese model, who uses the professional name Serena Kozakura, was cleared after the court agreed her breasts were so big she could not possibly have squeezed through a hole into a room.

After being aquited from a charge of "property destruction" Miss Kozakura said: "I used to hate my body so much because I thought my bust was too big.

"But it was definitely my breasts that won for me today."

Bikini model Serena Kozakura told a court her breasts were too large for her to fit through the hole

Miss Kozakura was convicted last year after a boyfriend said she had kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside - beside he was with another woman.

But in her defence the 38-year-old model told the Tokyo court that the man had made the hole himself before accusing her.

When she appealed this week her defence lawyer held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said she could not possibly have squeezed through it with her 43in bust.

"I agree," said Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada after casting his eyes over the model.

And he threw out the guilty finding.

info from: Model uses large breasts as court defence to prove she didn't break into house through hole | Mail Online

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I would like to volunteer my services to make sure she's right.

Well I'll have to remember this one next time I come into contact with Johnny law haha.

*writes down in handy dandy notebook*

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I wish I was asian......then my fascination with asian women wouldn't seem so "creepy."

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