Alright, here's the background story. 2 months back I got caught stealing from a store and got locked up because I'm 19. I'm a small kid. I mean 5"11, about 120 lbs. I'm small framed. I have about 3% bodyfat.. I was told I was going to be contacted by a probation officer and I waited patiently for a letter for a month and got nothing. Two nights ago, I show up at this party get drunk off my ass and take 2 rips from a pipe and 2 from a joint. Prior to this I hadn't smoked in over 6 months. Now, here's my deal:

Today (a few minutes ago) I got my letter instructing me to contact the office so I can get my shit handled. How quickly does it take to get a date set to Report In? And my dad knew the Magistrate so he said it was no big deal. A misdimeanor at best. So will they test me for drugs? I haven't had a prob with the 5-0's and drugs. And how long will this THC stay in me? Factoring in Body Mass, Fat Content, and previous history smoking. I take vitamins, and drink acidic stuff. I peed like a racehorse that first day after the party and today too. I have friends that with Water and Niacin can get clean in 2 weeks for tests and they smoke 6-10x daily for months at a time. So am I clear or what's the next step? I have a max of a week to make sure I'm clean and I don't have cash for cleaners.

Thx for those who take the time to read and reply. Much appreciated.

-Lou

From what I've read, and learned, get several home tests and test yourself. From there, read the dilution threads, and ask FakeBoobsRule. I've read probably close to a 100 or so threads on here before I registered, and this dude knows what he's talking about.

RS

i have a similar type of thing going on. i just moved to tx and got transferred on probation so i had like a 2-3 week window before my po contacted me. needless to say i got fucked up. i had about a week to get clean. i smoked 3 blunts by myself over this period. It was pretty crazy for me. I got my ppl to ride me to the mall(i had no cash) and stole some niacin. then i drank water like crazy(juices too) and kept poppin niacin. idk how much i took but everytime the burning stopped i popped like 2-3 more pills(500 mg) i was clean in 4-5 days. took a cab to the drug testing area in my city and came up clean. the tester had 5 lines the one for thc was filled in like the others (amph etc.) but barely. i think that meant there could still be traces in my urine but its still considered negative. the sticky explains how that would pass bcuz po's or whoever doesnt actually send the piss to labs they send it to be tested then if positive they send to labs where they could possibly find traces. hope this helped my piss test was 2 days later i passed.
a soon as you talk to the po he can tell you to come in the next day, so delay as much as possible. when do you call him if you have a choice call late on friday so you have the wknd. pee as much as possible and take niacin it worked for me especially the day of the test do not give them your first piss of they day when you wake up.

Nice, first of all you (both of you in fact) are responding to a post from April. Second, you aren't doing pot smokers any favors by taking about how you stole a $5 bottle of niacin. You had money to smoke 3 blunts by yourself but not enough to buy the useles niacin? Third, you stole something completely useless in passing a drug test. What caused you to pass was the drinking water like crazy which it sound slike you were drinking water like crazy on the day of the test which is when it matters.

I am going to delete this thread soon because stealing isn't something we promote on this website.

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Get a home drug test if you want to know for sure if you can pass a drug test. Drinking lots of water for days and days before the test will not help you get clean quicker. All that water will not make your kidneys work better.

yea srry about that boobs. just telling the truth. it wasnt really relevant though. so i apologize for putting that in there. um not trying to upset you or prove you wrong I thank you for your post on my thread, but you said "What caused you to pass was the drinking water like crazy which it sound slike you were drinking water like crazy on the day of the test which is when it matters." if you look at the bottom of your posts or your signature you say in red writing "Drinking lots of water for days and days before the test will not help you get clean quicker. All that water will not make your kidneys work" I guess you mean drinking lots of water, but not on the day of the test will not help. Just so you know I stopped drinking lots of water after I passed the test at the drug testing place. my urine was not dilluted it was just my regular urine. I still passed

Yeah i did not have any money on that day and my mom was leaving the area so I had to get a ride to the mall while she was still in my area. And I dont know if niacin works at all I just hear a lot of success stories from it so I tried it.

It sounds like you were dilute to me when you took your drug test. Trust me on the niacin argument, it doesn't work. The roots of this myth started with the father of scientology L. Ron Hubbard 50 some odd years ago who had no medical training and has been perpetuated since from other things. To show niacin works takes more than coincidence. That's like saying well I ate a pizza 2 hours before the test so it must have been the pizza that caused me to pass. You will see most of these "success stories" include drinking lots of fluids.

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Serenity now, Insanity later...

Get a home drug test if you want to know for sure if you can pass a drug test. Drinking lots of water for days and days before the test will not help you get clean quicker. All that water will not make your kidneys work better.

Yeah, I believe you, but I said I stopped drinking lots of water after I passed my test at the drug testing place in my city(not for probation). Meaning the test I paid for (to see if I was clean) before I went in for my probation UA. There was 2 days in between that test and my probation UA. I did not further dillute myself after I passed at my local drug testing center. He urged me that I would not come up positive.
Just clearing that up.

if your system was clean and youy smoked once it will be out within 3 to 5 days.