If you really want to pass an pre-employment drug screening do not buy those 'detox' drinks and i wouldn't even do dilution...

one word: quickfix

b/c it is easy to bring in ur crouch and they screeners are not allowed to watch so...simple

yep, i took mine about 2 weeks ago. home freeee

Drug screen for pre-employment last thurs, I am totally clean and havent used ANY drug in over a year. But it was a hot day and I was drinking the previous night, so I drank about 80 fl oz of water over the course of several hours prior to my test. Test came back dilute and my employment WAS DENIED, no second test, no second chance, no dice. After doing some searches to determine if that was something I should contact the Better Business Bureau about I found Quite a few sites that state that Federal law, as well as most non governmental employers (aka private employers) have the policy that a dilute test either pos, neg, false pos or false neg are to be treated as Positive. Period. Here is one site that lays down the letter of the law in that regard Regulations - Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration

So the moral of the story is even if you are drug free, even if you are trying to beat a test, dilute samples are bad joo joo. And damn you to hell if you feel like being healthy and hydrated.

Yep this another law clearly unconstitional.I drink a shit load of water because my doctor prescribes it.I would probably fail the test too.With no recourse.There should atleast be an appeal process.

They dont tend to watch, unless you give them a reason. But dont for a second think that they wont stand there and look right at your bajingo or schlong while you piss if you give them a good reason.

Dont be shady, dont cause problems, act like its no big deal and you are going to pass no problem, and then they have no reason to watch.

If you act shady, constantly grab for the spot you have the sample hidden at, or if you fail the heat test by a decent amount, then they can and sometimes will watch you piss.

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