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    how to pass hair test

    i need help pass hair drug test. i have 2 weeks. i'm a heavy pot smoker and need full proof way 2 pass hair analysis
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    Yikes! what is your smoking history?

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    what do u mean?

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    How much how often how long? That's what he mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by sd6515 View Post
    How much how often how long? That's what he mean
    Thanks..I was gonna say that. LOL..here is some rep for your trouble

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    Shave your head.

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    Don't shave your head bc they will just take it from other parts of your body ex. armpit, pubic, leg, arm etc and they will note that your head had recently been shaved

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    DO NOT SMOKE! Get a haircut...hope for the best..I once passed a hair test with 19 days clean..I think I just got lucky..this is a time when maybe those hair shampoos might work..I have never used them, but these hair tests are no joke..so, good luck

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    I was being sarcastic...

    But it would be pretty funny to see a big, furry hippie type come in the day of his test completely shaved... eyebrows to toe knuckles!!

    But for anyone who did take my poor advice, no worries, you may have failed a drug test but at least you look like you're from the future!!


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    Okay, this is a maximum treatment situation.

    Bleach and redye your hair twice. If you can, use Toxin wash or Omni, or Zydot's purifier to wash out the bleach and the dye.

    Then, on the day of the test do one more full Zydot treatment, you should be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry G View Post
    Okay, this is a maximum treatment situation.

    Bleach and redye your hair twice. If you can, use Toxin wash or Omni, or Zydot's purifier to wash out the bleach and the dye.

    Then, on the day of the test do one more full Zydot treatment, you should be fine.
    Hi Jerry, I agree, I have always heard bleach twice and dye and that came from casino big shots who used that method during promotions. I see were from the same State. Welcome too the boards....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffman View Post
    Hi Jerry, I agree, I have always heard bleach twice and dye and that came from casino big shots who used that method during promotions. I see were from the same State. Welcome too the boards....
    Thanks for the welcome.

    Where does my profile show my home state?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry G View Post
    Thanks for the welcome.

    Where does my profile show my home state?
    Under Your join date in Your posts there used to be a American flag and below it would have been a blue Nevada flag. I see You may have removed it.

    When I first joined here and started posting I was known as Winston####. I gave My employer My e-mail address with that screen Name and one day for the hell of it I goggled that Name.

    I can't tell You how shocked I was to find My posts in these boards telling how I used Quick Fix to pass there drug test and My new employer's also. Of-course I didn't mention there Name but I had to sneak into a office and remove that e-mail address fast.

    I hope Your not well known at work as Jerry G or Primm don't ring any bells.

    Still Winston....
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    PS... I just goggled Jerry G+how to pass hair test, and guess what comes up....

    Last Smoke: 60 Days, Non-Chronic Smoker, Will I Pass Hair Test ...Reload this Page Last Smoke: 60 Days, Non-Chronic Smoker, Will I Pass Hair Test? .... Originally Posted by Jerry G View Post. Cut your hair to 1.5 inches. ...
    http://www.marijuana.com/.../34810-l...hair-test.html - 74k - Cached - Similar pages

    I hope My post will warn others not to make the same mistake I made. I still worry about relatives goggling My e-mail address user Name. Your new and You can change it because I lost about 90 posts to My credit.

    Still Winston.....
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    Yeah, I've been on that board about 6 mos...

    I'm not sure where the Nevada flag you saw came from, I did not set country or state in my profile.

    Anyway, I'm actually from the midwest, and Jerry G is a hat tip to Jerry Garcia...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry G View Post
    Jerry G is a hat tip to Jerry Garcia...
    I would have never thought of that. That brought back some great memories, I can't stop smiling.....

    I may have mistaken the flag part. I'm a little

    Still Winston.....
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    a good way to beat hair test...

    hey dudes, I just thought I would drop this in...My friend went for a hair test for a police department and he said that they needed a decent ammount of hair, he has short hair but not a shaved head he said some guy took hair from his armpits..however he also said there was a bodybuilder that had everything shaved and really short hair, shaved arms legs, armpits chest, thje whole nine yards. so my friend said the guy had to go to the bathroom to cut his pubes HIMSELF....just thought mabye you can get a hold of someone cleans pubes and keep them in a bag or something to hand over just a thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigwill0909 View Post
    so my friend said the guy had to go to the bathroom to cut his pubes HIMSELF....just thought mabye you can get a hold of someone cleans pubes and keep them in a bag or something to hand over just a thought.
    Ok, you lost me there. Did he get to cut his own hair or did someone else cut his hair? If they let the donor cut his own hair that is a rarity because at a collection site the collector must cut the donor's hair in order to ensure proper chain of custody so you can't sneak in hair. That's like going for a piss test and handing them over a jar of urine and going "Oh here you go, I did this at home to save us some time."

    If you don't have any hair on your body then they can fail you for refusal to submit a sample or take nail shavings. At Quest, there is an order of where they take the sample from. It's on their website. Pubic hair is always the last resort and I think if the head hair is too short next choice is chest or armpits. Eyebrow hair can't be used.

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    they made him use his pubes, he cut them himself, he was a bodybuilder short head hair, no other hair besides pubes..this is 100% true story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigwill0909 View Post
    they made him use his pubes, he cut them himself, he was a bodybuilder short head hair, no other hair besides pubes..this is 100% true story!

    This is not unheard of, but normally a collector would observe the self harvesting so a switch out would not be possible.

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    I agree with Boobs on this one. It wouldn't be proper chain of custody and going into a room to cut your own hair sounds pretty far fetched to me.

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    HI! Boobs and Jerry. Good to see ya's.
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    Sorry for the slight hijack but what's up old man 1toke? You haven't been here in about 3 months so I popped over to the other side to see if you had been a bad boy and gotten yourself in trouble again and you hadn't!!!! I haven't been to the other side in about 3 weeks. It loads so slow on my laptop now since they merged it and it can be a pain to post when it's loading slow.

    Good to see you are talking to me again 1toke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1tokeoverthelin View Post


    HI! Boobs and Jerry. Good to see ya's.

    You too buddy, you been following the Beck thread? That guy has just about worn me out...

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    I am little upset to see this trend in hair testing happening. It seems like we are going to be up against an even greater challenge when it comes to finding employment because of this. I thought that beating the urinalysis was hard enough and now I could potentially be up against hair tests in the future. The thought of this is really depressing. How much longer do we as cannabis smokers have to endure this oppression? Its total bullshit.

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    Ok folks, I have heard a lot of talk here about smoking, but not edibles. I have an example to pose and yes, I advance searched FBR posts by hair and read for a couple of hours. Here is the situation:

    Need to pass a hair test in ~ 10 days (by 12/18)
    5'8", 165 lb, average activity level, lift or aerobics 1-2x week
    consistent diet, balanced between protein and carbs
    MMJ patient that is light user but consumes edibles
    hair is super fine - have been told it has 2 parts rather than typical 3 parts (?)
    hair length is now 1-1/2 inch, cut every 4 weeks to 1 inch length
    last instance of use was on 11/18 - 3 weeks ago
    light smoker from 9/15 - 11/18, average 1 small toke/day
    average 1 brownie/week from 9/15 - 11/18 - each ~ 0.3 gr per brownie

    How will edibles metabolize through my system (same or diff from smoking)? Are there any posts that I may have overlooked that addressed this issue? What type of regimen should I follow?

    Please, no smartasses telling me to shave my head - the company requires 1 inch of head hair when I start and they yank it out with the root to be able to test for all sorts of stuff. Thanks for your advice.

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