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Drug Testing Discussion on drug testing methods including urine, hair, saliva, etc; how to detox and pass drug tests.

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Old Nov-05-2007, 09:29
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Instant 2 Cleanser

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I was just wondering if anyone has ever tried the product "Instant 2 Cleanser" I just bought the "Maximum strength/concentrated formula and im wondering if it will work for a prejob drug test. Not sure what kind of test they use my friend said that you pee in a cup and then hand it to this lady who sticks something in it and then you are free to go. I probably wont smoke for about a week before the interview and drug test, but i usually smoke every weekend like 2-3 times...
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Old Nov-05-2007, 10:21
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Bad idea. First of all, if you can sneak in the additive, you can probably sneak in a substitute urine, whether synthetic or from a clean donor. Read the substitution sticky. Pre employment tests are not observed unless you give them cause (wow if I had a dollar for every time I say this). Next, many additives don't work on instant tests because they need time to work. When a sample is to be analyzed using immunoassay machines followed by GC/MS for confirmation, they usually collect the sample at one place then send it to the lab. Some of these additives need the shipping time to work correctly. Instant tests don't give you this time obviously. Also, some can be detected by validity testing, depending on what the additive is or how extensive the test is.
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Get a home drug test if you want to know for sure if you can pass a drug test. Drinking lots of water for days and days before the test will not help you get clean quicker. All that water will not make your kidneys work better.

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Old Nov-05-2007, 21:02
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Well the instant cleanser is something you drink like at LEAST an hour before the test, you then pee at least ONCE (3-4 times is recommended) before you go in for the test. Im aware of the fact that they do not watch you pee, i have thought about using somone else's urine...i'm more worried about keeping the urine warm, which is why i would rather use my own...which isnt clean...which is why im asking about the Instant Cleanser 2. Has anyone ever used this product? Was it successful? Any complaints?
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Old Nov-05-2007, 22:28
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Anyone know anything about this "Instant Cleanser 2" stuff?? Pllleeeasssssse! I need help
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From what I have read those cleansers are a waste of money, you really can't get thc out of your system at a fast pace. Basically your whole goal is to trick the test not pass it. I recommend drinking a lot cranberry juice and water, and take some vitamins to make sure the urine is yellow. The cleaner that you purchased probably works in the same fashion by tricking the test by dilution. You should be alright as long as you follow instructions but results are not guaranteed.
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Old Nov-05-2007, 23:56
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Thank you, i just care about tricking it so i can get the job lol i guess i will have to see what happense if it doesnt work i'll let everyone know...
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It is generally advised that you never use detox or masking drinks. The respected and best opinion presented on these boards is that you substitute for the test. A product like quick fix is your best option. Or have a friend that does not toke pee for you.

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I'm so sorry everyone, I thought Instant 2 was an additive and not a drink. Lexi, if you could post its ingredient list and/or nutritional content that would be helpful. I'm sure its going to have vitamins and creatine but it may have some soluble fiber which can be somewhat helpful.

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i have thought about using somone else's urine...i'm more worried about keeping the urine warm, which is why i would rather use my own...
That's why you practice. Subbing seems like such a daunting task but it is quite easy with some practice. People fail to realize how much heat their body is giving off.

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I recommend drinking a lot cranberry juice and water, and take some vitamins to make sure the urine is yellow.
It is better to drink the recommended volume of fluid in the dilution sticky than to drinks "lots" of anything. Yellow color isn't important except for instant testing. As long as its not purple or black or something like that, a lab won't use color as a validity test.
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instant cleanser 2, and strip yellow box for thc

first of all i want to say Fukk these stupid detox kits there some clown shit because im 6"5 225 and i tool the shit just like the stoner at the shops said and i still failed but because of the detox i had very low levels of thc to the point where i barely failed the shipyard that i applied for gave me a secound chance so i want to say thanks to all you dorks on here for your information im just a thug/bodyguard who has a change to make 60,000 a year as a Marine Electrition now so im living proof this stupid shit actually works if you fail you could still have another chance so in conclusion i quit smoking marijuanna and im rich its not worth it foolz give it up.... Last strain smoked Afghani Goo some of the best thats how i went out!!!!!!
ps i have serious assault charges and i will fuc u up so dont talk shit im your worst nightmare bitch
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Crazyman you're not making any sense, first with your piss poor spelling (you can't even spell the job you're applying for, electrician FTW) to whether or not you are in favor of the drinks. See in the beginning you say fuck them then you are praising them at the end. Pick a side and stick with it.

As far as the violence, you probably couldn't beat your way out of a wet paper bag. Watch who you're threatening because the last guy who tried anything with me got both his orbital sockets broken and half his face was left on the pavement.

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IC2

I have tried this product twice. I had 2 drug test in 1 day.
Only worked (testing clean) once.
Second test I was not clean but I was not dirty.
Test were 1 hour apart.

I smoked all the way until 3 hours before my test.
I did not pee once after consuming the product.

Good luck and I hope this helps.

I suggest next time buying something trusted by the people and not recommended by the shop guy. The shop guy would sell you a $100 cigar claiming it burns the weed 75% slower, aka bullshit.

IC2 i give a 5 out of 10
But I did use it twice and it worked once.
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All "detox cleansers" work because of dilution. That means they "work" because of the water that you have to drink with them. They do not rid the body of THC, nor do they convert THC into something that cannot be detected, as the makers and peddlers would like the consumer to believe. There is no product that can rid the body of THC. Only time and exercise can do that.

The actions of these magic potions can be duplicated for far less $$$ by following the guidelines outlined in this thread:
DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines
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Old Nov-03-2009, 18:03
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I used the IC2 cleanser and tested my second piss with a homekit and came up preliminary. Needs further testing from a lab.

I continued to my screening and well lets hope it works while it is shipped to the lab for testing.

I took my screening on the 3rd urine after consuming the product.
Needles to say I will not buy this product again and will just use what my mother and brother use with is synthetic urine.

I would recommend storing clean urine. I have my little brothers urine in a stash but thought the doctors would go in the room while I pissed so I did not take the urine with me.

Any1 know the proper way to store clean urine??

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