So I've been looking for a job now for 3 months. I'd first of all like to note that as a Vet Tech, you'll seldom be subject to piss testing, even when I applied for a research position at a university, no piss test. However, out of the blue, I get a call and I get hired on the spot, provided I pass the background check and piss test. The background check is going to take a while (I am assume up to a week or two) and there is no way my ass is passing a piss test any time soon. I smoke all day, every day.
After some research, I found synthetic powdered human urine with included heater and thermometer. Please follow the link and if anyone has used this before, PLEASE tell me and let me know it REALLY works!
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Also, if any of you just so happened to of ordered from that actual site, let me know what I can anticipate for shipping? That is the best solution I have come up with, but I would much rather go out and buy this than have it shipped, I want to take the test ASAP and get it overwith. I live in Pittsburgh, so any information there would be just AWESOME!
I'm VERY open to suggestions and story telling! I've never dealt with a piss test before, let alone having to fake passing one. Thanks everyone!!