Yeah i know the whizzinator and all that would do it but i dont have time to wait for it to come because this is my situation:
My parents are going to take me downtown to a place to get an OBSERVED Drug test.
I have my quick fix..........but don't know how to distribute that into the cup while the guy watches me. While making it look like a normal legit piss session.
This isn't a probation thingy, just a place recommended to my parents by a counselor...I wont get punished by the govt if i fail but my parents could do a little damage.
This place downtown does the same tests a probation officer would do though...
So why have him observe me? A: He has to in order for my parents to know that I'm not trying to be sneaky (WHICH I AM TRYING TO DO!)
Quick question: He takes me into another room while my parents wait........should I just tell him "Hey, I know my mom is paying for this and told you to observe me... but I'm an adult, and I say you can't"
Will he go up to my mom and tell her what i said? Should I tell him to not tell my mom *even if she payed for the test* ? If he does say ok, I should tell him to stay by the door at least so he doesnt walk out of the room and my parents say "He finished already?"
Does he have any right to tell my mom I said "No"? IS THERE ANY WAY to tell the observer to not watch me piss (cuz im 18) but also have my parents think he watched me and they will never find out??
What if he doesnt watch but my mom asks him if he did? Will he lie or truth........what will he say....... AHHHHH!
OK THE BIG QUESTION: What are some HOMEMADE ways to pass an observed test.
I've done this before and found out the guy stands outside of a door to peek in and see my dick from a side angle (if that helps)
but still if you have answers for him being anywhere in the room watching and you know a way plz tell me.
This forum seems smart enough to at least know how to do this.........even if it is a high chance of getting caught.
The utensils i have in general: lubricated condoms, latex gloves, straws, maybe some other medical stuff i'll go look.