Aight, first off I'll be the first one to call myself a FUCKING IDIOT, so don't think your beating me to the punch. I am an idiot.

I've been smoking for the past year 1/2 all day everyday, probably about a quarter-ounce a day. I have a drug test to take Tuesday for the fire department, and I was wondering what the best action is to take.

I've read about drinking water and gatoraide, but he also said he only smoked 3-4 bowls a day, and then went without smoking for two weeks...So, I'm kind of hesitant on relying on water and gatoraide...seems way too easy.

My uncle told me he drank suregel an hour before his test and passed. I forget how much water/suregel he drank, but supposely it worked. My friend swears by a product called Strip. He says it works everytime, as long as you follow the instructions...

So, I guess to all you chronic smokers out there...Wtf should I do? Will water and gatoraide be sufficient? Also, how diluted will my piss look, and does the gatoraide help put the color back in that much? I don't feel like being interrogated. Also, being that this is the government, will they test me on their own, or will they send me to a clinic to get tested? Will it be a piss test? I understand those questions might be impossible to answer, but hopefully someone with a government job will be able to help

Anyways, thanks in advance for the advice. I feel like I'm going to puke, I'm worrying myself so sick about this. But, you reap what you sow, right?

Also, I was just talking to a couple of my friends, and they both said that Niacin works everytime. They are both on probation and smoke all day everyday. They say that they take 1000mg a day for like 3-4 days, and ta-da...Once again, seems to easy though. From everything I've read on the internet, people say that it's a complete myth and doesn't work, and only damages your body...but I know my friend's aren't bullshitting me.

I don't need a bunch of people arguing what works and what doesn't. I want PROOF. I'm not talking about a single drug test that you just happened to pass by taking Niacin or w/e, i want to hear repeated occasions where you have passed time after time! Also, if you don't smoke a LOT...don't even bother posting please. I need to know a method that works regardless of how much you've smoked.

I'm thinking about just going to the store and getting "Strip" or "Vale", or something along those lines to cleanse me for the time being. I think this may be my only safe bet at this point.

Please help me?

YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! lol
Through away all that shit everybody told you about beating a UA. They don't work. You are too heavy a user to consider dillution. Synthetic urine is going to be your best bet.

Yes Quick fix, You have no choice but to try to substitute.

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Sub! Sub! Sub!

I've been smoking for 33 years.... and lived in Amsterdam for 7 of those years. I qualify as a heavy toker, I'm sure. I was clean 33 days when I took my pre-employment drug test. Couldn't pass the first void of the morning on a home test, so I just subbed with QuickFix.

Good luck!!!

I think we have a 100% success rate with QF on this forum..... The detox drinks, magic potions and Niacin don't fare as well (understatement?).

DAMN you all for dropping my spirit! lol, but seriously, dammit. That fucking sucks.

w/e, I'm gonna get this stuff called Strip and give it a shot. If I pass, hell yeah, but if I fail w/e. I'm sick of stressing myself out about it. I'll definitely let you guys know how it works out.

Thanks for the quick responses fellas. God bless.

Send me a postcard from the poundmeintheass prison.lol

Could you at least get some known clean urine right before you have to drop? Then you would just have to maintain the temperature and conceal it to get it into the place you have to submit the sample. See the substitution sticky for the particulars. If this is for a good job it would be a real shame to take the chance you'd be taking. Whatever you do, please let us know how it turns out.

Good luck and God Bless you, too.

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Well, if you are going for a job in the fire department, maybe you are young with little body fat and fast metabolism? How long has it been since you smoked?

Regarding the question in your first post: the gatorade helps with specific gravity, it would be the B2 that gave the color.