hi guys im applying to be a tennis coach and i have a UA 2morrow...i smoke a .7 blunt every night...i weigh 145 pounds (hardly any bodyfat) and am very active....im going to prep by running (sweating) and pounding cranberry juice and water...the day of the test im going to use CERTO and pop a multi-vitamin...what you think my chances are?

I think they'd be a lot better if you did it right.
Read the dilution sticky.

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"I smoke a lot of pot"

well guys i went in to the interview and i didnt get drug tested and they said they'd let me kno to take my drugtest anytime between now and FEB of 09...damn this is gonna be a fat tolerance break...after smoking everyday for 2 years this is gonna be tough...wish me luck guys!

Look at it this way.....you're taking one for the team....

Certo is a myth and does nothing to pass a U/A.

Like 420 said, read the Dilution sticky thread. Dilution protocols only help on the day of test. Drinking fluids days and weeks before the test is useless.

Stop the presses, we have finally found something that rids the body of THC! The diet industry is going to really want to get in on this seeing as that somehow this rids the body of the fat cells that THC is stored in!

/sarcasm