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Drug Testing Discussion on drug testing methods including urine, hair, saliva, etc; how to detox and pass drug tests.

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Old Dec-02-2008, 20:27
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girlfriend has two weeks to pass a home test

hey so ive been surfing the net to find the best ways to cleant out ur fat cells of thc. i've seen everything from niacin and cranberry juice and natural herbs and this site has clarified everything up for me and i know none of those work. my girlfriend is 5'5" 140 pounds, excercise about twice a week. her dad is testing her in two weeks. more than likely it will be in the morning. i understand its going to be hard to pass because she was smoking about 2-5 bowls a day of dank chronic, not supers but really good.
from what i have read, drink lots of water but there is a limit to how much it helps, im thinking like 1-2 gallons a day. work out every day hard and sauna possibly? let me know if sauna doesn't work. also metamucil to speed up the metabolism. what other things can we try? i've read online about herbal supplements online. what about creatine because i take that for working out. any factual help is appreciated
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buy a powdered urine kit.
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If it's actually HER father doing the testing I am ALMOST sure he won't be in the bathroom at time of her collecting the sample. You have time to order some Quick Fix 4.2 off ebay (fairly cheaper) and learn how to use it as a subbing sample with PRACTICE. QF can be heated and reheated without harm.
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Old Dec-03-2008, 00:34
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that's wat im thinking that fake pee is the only way to go becuz i doubt it will get out of her system. there's local shops around here that sell fake urine so we will probably go that route. she will just have to keep it on her until he pops up the drug test. we'll practice to see how long it takes for it to heat up with it on her body so when he does do it she can just say she cant pee until we know it will be warm enough. thanks a lot
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heres an idea

hide a bottle of clean piss in the bathroom the night before the test

home tests dont measure temperature im pretty sure
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Old Dec-09-2008, 14:13
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Here's a different kind of ideal. It's winter, so just place an electric blanket under your fitted sheet and keep the QF under the SPARE pillow until morning. Presto.....warm QF that can be used repeatly.
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heres an idea

hide a bottle of clean piss in the bathroom the night before the test

home tests dont measure temperature im pretty sure


i have used 5 or 6 brands of at home tests and ALL of them have temp strips on the cup and in the instructions indicate to the tester to look at the strip...
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