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Old Apr-23-2009, 21:50
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New Question! need advice, can't find similar situation on boards!!

alright so here is my original post giving my stats and such:

please help!! very scared about pre-employment urine test!!

My drug test will be sometime during an all day orientation where all the interns will get drug tested. I have no idea at what point in the day, they are going to drug test so i can dillute in the morning but if they put off doing the test til the end of orientation, it wouldn't do me good, and I can't really dillute in the middle of the orientation. Now my second option, it is possible to schedule the drug test before the orientation, so then i will have a specific time i know i am going in to get a physical and drug test. The closest to the orientation date i can do it is 2 days, so do i sacrifice the 2 days going from about 42 to 40 days clean so i can try to do dillution properly or have i been clean long enough to just dillute in the morning and hope for the best whenever they do it during orientation??
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Old Apr-23-2009, 22:02
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go with fake pee, it worked for me. chances are no one will watch, so you don't need one of those fake penis things. just keep the little bottle next to your body, and by the time you pee it should be up to body temp. I believe the brand was "urine luck".
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go with fake pee, it worked for me. chances are no one will watch, so you don't need one of those fake penis things. just keep the little bottle next to your body, and by the time you pee it should be up to body temp. I believe the brand was "urine luck".

Do you mean Quick Fix synthetic urine? Urineluck is an additive thats dropped in a dirty sample. Both are made by the same company, Spectrum Labs.
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Old Apr-24-2009, 10:34
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yeah, that was it. thanks for the help burnt, my memory sux...lol
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well... there is also a physical so where would i hide the sub., and if it wasn't until the end of orientation , where would i hade it for 5 plus hours and keep it at the same temp.? i just figured subbing wasn't an option for me.
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well... there is also a physical so where would i hide the sub., and if it wasn't until the end of orientation , where would i hade it for 5 plus hours and keep it at the same temp.? i just figured subbing wasn't an option for me.
When I have to take both I nuke the sample for 10 seconds,activate the heat pad and stick them in my pocket. Take the physical and then move the sample to my crotch for the UA.
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the answer seems kind of obvious to me....stop doing drugs.
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Old Apr-24-2009, 15:31
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if you'd read my post, you would see that i did stop as soon as i found out i was going to get drug tested and will be clean for over 40 days, but if you are judging me for ever smoking weed in the first place, why are you on these boards??
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hey man, smoke weed all you want. but when it comes to drug tests for jobs...the easiest way to pass is to not do drugs. it seems to me that you already know that....
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Old Apr-24-2009, 15:35
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actually, this isn't the first time you have made a rude comment to someone looking for help, do you just come on the drug testing boards to make people feel like shit for ever having smoked and now having a drug test?? I am a responsible smoker who quit when i knew a drug test was coming, no cheating, don't plan on cheating.
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no doubt! besides pot's not a drug, it's a life style! lol

why even chime in you're not gonna be helpful? he posted his problem in the drug testing section of this forum, it's there for a reason.
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not gonna be helpful? what?! not doing drugs is a foolproof method to pass a drug test.

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thanks fluid!! damn right it's a lifestyle ! and unless you have time machine to help me go back and never smoked weed in the first place and then i can utilize your advice, NOT THAT HELPFUL!
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no problem, that's what being part of a community is about, helping each other.
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What else would you expect from a hockey fan...
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lol...defenite below the belt shot!
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42 days??? Unless you are a very very heavy set person, you are clean. It takes a average weight person 21-30 days to clean out. If you have been sweating in those 42 days you are golden. Even if not you are still probably clean..
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you think so forwhat?? i am happy to hear that from someone, i am pretty paranoid, i am not heavy set, i am 5'3 and only 106 lbs, so you think i should just take it at the orientation and not worry about dillution?
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Old Apr-24-2009, 22:43
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also, i was a heavy smoker though before i quit, not extremely heavy, few bowls a day....
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Why not home test yourself? That way you know for sure whether you need to sub or dilute for the actual U/A. For the home test, use the first pee of the day.
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i will test myself, i am in the middle of cleaning out been clean 2 in a half weeks and tested today getting a very faint line, still have about 3 weeks to go so hoping for a darker line...in the meantime i am stressin though!
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With Your weight and 42 days you are good!! just keep hydrated, lay back on fatty and greasy foods, and try to sweat... you will be fine.
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i will test myself, i am in the middle of cleaning out been clean 2 in a half weeks and tested today getting a very faint line, still have about 3 weeks to go so hoping for a darker line...in the meantime i am stressin though!
Hay fxyrxy0515 - did you pass your test?
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