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Old Jun-20-2009, 15:04
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Good luck - we all need it!

I am disturbed by this thread too. I am a middle aged guy who has been smoking since the 1970's, off and on. Mostly on lately. I am responsible, good at my job and a good citizen. Yeah, I smoke to relax and to open creative thought paths but I am discrete and private and again, responsible. I have a corporate opportunity that requires a pre-employment drug test. Testing is unfair, intrusive and immoral, but to play the game, I - like most of you - have done what was necessary to pass. QF was a tool I was planning to use to get past it. I hope this was a one-time bad experience. Keep posting and stay free, people. Good luck to us all.
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Old Jun-20-2009, 16:33
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Random drug screen

My friend got popped with a random drug screen at a well-known pharmacy retail store on Thursday. I was able to sneak in some Quick Fix 5.7 to her through the drive-thru. She had time to warm it up to the correct temperature range, but she is very nervous because she's never tried anything like this before. I knew she didn't have time to flush her system, so I grabbed the only alternative that they had at the vitamin store: synthetic urine. I think Quest diagnostics is the lab, but I'm not sure. Obviously, if she fails, she loses her job. The specimen was thrown into a bag and then shipped off to Delaware or something. Any thoughts?
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Old Jun-21-2009, 10:04
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I can only wonder when there will be mandatory urine test for all members of congress and the senate. And yes Barry, one for you too.
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A couple of people asked questions on their own tests instead of startin their own threads. I may have to clean this up later when I have time and give them their own threads maybe not.

I don't know why Esh would write a fake story and go through the trouble of making a fake document and keep this up but it's very hard to swallow.

Something stinks in Denmark and I would start with the lab. The lack of a MRO is a huge problem. No othe validity tests done and no established levels or ranges of anything is also troubling. The lab that performed the test, something's not right there.

I have a plan for tomorrow. I'll let you know the results!
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Get a home drug test if you want to know for sure if you can pass a drug test. Drinking lots of water for days and days before the test will not help you get clean quicker. All that water will not make your kidneys work better.

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Old Jun-22-2009, 04:03
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A couple of people asked questions on their own tests instead of startin their own threads. I may have to clean this up later when I have time and give them their own threads maybe not.

I don't know why Esh would write a fake story and go through the trouble of making a fake document and keep this up but it's very hard to swallow.

Something stinks in Denmark and I would start with the lab. The lack of a MRO is a huge problem. No othe validity tests done and no established levels or ranges of anything is also troubling. The lab that performed the test, something's not right there.

I have a plan for tomorrow. I'll let you know the results!
I'm not sure what you have planned but I hope, whatever it is, that it eases my mind about using Quick Fix
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Old Jun-22-2009, 12:16
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I don't know why Esh would write a fake story and go through the trouble of making a fake document and keep this up but it's very hard to swallow.
I don't know why either. is it someone who works for that lab and is on his/her own mission?
But to add to verification questions, a friend of mine performed a search, and the person's name who is listed as the speciman collector on Esh's report does not appear in regular records for Oregon (such as registry of motor vehicle records and credit reports records with Oregon address) ??!

Otherwise, I am happy to report -- I passed my pre-employment drug screening with Quick Fix 5.7.
Testing was perfomed by a lab / company which is in the business of providing services to employers such as pre-employment screening.

Should these results be listed elsewhere?

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Old Jun-22-2009, 16:06
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Congratulations

Congratulations, User! The jury is still out on my friend's sample. She thought today would be the day that they would axe her, but apparently the results aren't in yet. I will re-post as soon as we know the results. Wish her luck!
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Old Jun-22-2009, 16:07
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But to add to verification questions, a friend of mine performed a search, and the person's name who is listed as the speciman collector on Esh's report does not appear in regular records for Oregon (such as registry of motor vehicle records and credit reports records with Oregon address) ??!
That's definitely pretty fishy. It certainly makes me more inclined to believe that Quick Fix is still a VERY viable subbing option, particularly given your recent success using it. BTW congrats on passing!
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Old Jun-22-2009, 19:13
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Thanks for the congratulations !! Total relief.

Other follow-up: the collector from Esh's Bio-Med report does appear as an employee on the Bio-Med website. See:

"Meet the BIO-MED Team" at
:: Bio-Med Testing Inc ::

So, there are other reasons which could explain her not appearing on Oregon RMV or credit report records such as she is young or new to the area ...
and Esh could be getting screwed by a messed up facility.
Just really hard to tell what's going on.

In the meantime, I am also looking forward to hearing from lshoults about the friend's results.

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Old Jun-22-2009, 19:38
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Everybody needs to report if you use it for now on. We have to track this. I rely on quick fix everyday. Hopefully an isolated incident.
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Old Jun-22-2009, 22:48
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I had just used my batch 3 weeks ago which was 2 years old as far as the customer service lady told me (4.0) and passed at concentra. somethings fishy.
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Old Jun-24-2009, 03:07
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You guys crack me up. Seriously I might be working for the lab and I am such a loser that I take my job so seriously I get online and try to scare people out of using quick fix in the hopes they will quit using drugs? Sadly on the internet anything is possible, but that is funny shit. Even funnier because all I have advocated is abstaining if you have time, and if you don't than quick fix is your next best bet.
More likely I researched the product I intended to use so I could keep my livelihood and was disappointed by it when everything I had ever read about it said it would work. Therefor being a decent person who doesn't want to see other decent people who smoke a little pot and are unjustly considered criminals suffer just because they are subjected to bad information like I was.
I am meeting with a lawyer soon and will keep you guys updated with whatever they tell me.
I also took the pics down because I am a paranoid bastard and if the lawyer says we have a go I am not taking any chances no matter how remote. Besides the people who saw them and responded have confirmed the results already. Which by the way I appreciate you guys not posting any names on the form since that could narrow things down.
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Old Jun-24-2009, 12:17
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We all appreciate the posts. We're just trying to seperate fact from fiction to find out why QF might have failed. And in your case it appears it failed because the drug tech did not follow protocol. You should have a good case against them.
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Old Jun-25-2009, 15:33
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Be careful of Bio-Med Lab in Oregon

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And in your case it appears it failed because the drug tech did not follow protocol.
I would go even further and as the title says warn everyone about Bio-Med Lab in Oregon.

Quick Fix 5.7 worked for me the same week Esh got these failed results from Bio-Med Lab in Oregon.
Again, their whole web site looks like they are on their own mission.

But fortunately my pre-employment screening took place nowhere near Oregon.
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Old Jun-26-2009, 12:50
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I agree. It appears Bio-Med is a farce and is just there to persecute people.
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Old Jun-26-2009, 15:42
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From their web site

Adulteration/Substitutions
There appears to be an increase in adulteration products, which are commercially purchased products brought in to add to a urine sample like Urine-Aid, Urine-Luck, Turboclean, and Klear in the hopes that the donor can pass the test. Laboratories monitor specimens to show if it contains an adulterating substance or if it is a sample that is not consistent with human urine. If these are found, no drug test is conducted it is automatically considered a ?refusal to test.?
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Adulteration/Substitutions
There appears to be an increase in adulteration products, which are commercially purchased products brought in to add to a urine sample like Urine-Aid, Urine-Luck, Turboclean, and Klear in the hopes that the donor can pass the test. Laboratories monitor specimens to show if it contains an adulterating substance or if it is a sample that is not consistent with human urine. If these are found, no drug test is conducted it is automatically considered a ?refusal to test.?
But doesn't Quick Fix test as being consistent with human urine?
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Old Jun-30-2009, 14:14
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I have a test tomorrow and I planned on using QF!?!

Hey smokers!

I am sitting here waiting on the UPS guy to deliver my QF, and after reading this thread I am freaking out.

I decided to use QF after reading all of the success stories, but now I don't know if I should go through with it. Did I just waste $40 on this stuff? Should I just use clean urine from a friend? I don't know what to do.

I'm taking the UA so that I can get my license to be a cab driver here in NYC. The test is done by a place called Lab Tech. Does anyone have any experience subbing a sample with these guys?

Any info would be a big help. I'm a daily smoker. If they tell me that my sample is invalid or something and ask me to retake the test there on the spot, I'm going to be screwed. I'll fail. I'll probably pee straight THC!

All the stuff this guy says about there not being Uric acid in QF and all that has got me second guessing myself on this. Surely QF puts uric acid in their product, right? I mean, they are selling synthetic urine! Isn't Uric acid one of the main components of urine?

Any help from you folks would be much appreciated. I need to get my license.

Thanks!

***UPDATE***

I just spoke with a customer service person from QuickFix, and she told me that the product has every component that is associated with human urine. I told her about this thread and how a guy failed because Uric (sp?) acid wasn't found in his sample, and she repeated that every component of human urine can be found in QF. I'm not saying the dude who failed is lying, but it's possible that the lab flubbed his test.

I'm still freaking out, and would love any relevant info that you guys have, but it does make me feel a little better now.

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Lab Corp, not Lab Tech.

In my previous post, I made a mistake. The testing facility is called Lab Corp, not Lab Tech.

Anyone know about this place?
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Old Jun-30-2009, 14:31
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Info from LabCorp's site.

This just gets worse and worse....

Check out what I found on the site of the lab where I'll be taking my test tomorrow. I guess I wasted money on the QF. Damn.

"Standard urine drug testing panels range from five to 10 drugs. Specimen validity testing is available to detect adulterants or specimen substitution resulting from a donor’s attempts to mask drug use. Expanded profiles for medical professional monitoring are also available."

Does this mean I'm F'd, or what?
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This just gets worse and worse....

Check out what I found on the site of the lab where I'll be taking my test tomorrow. I guess I wasted money on the QF. Damn.

"Standard urine drug testing panels range from five to 10 drugs. Specimen validity testing is available to detect adulterants or specimen substitution resulting from a donor’s attempts to mask drug use. Expanded profiles for medical professional monitoring are also available."

Does this mean I'm F'd, or what?
Youre freaking out over what'll turn out to be nothing at all.

By utilizing the Advanced Search button, keying in on synthetic urine Labcorp, you'll discover that quite a few people had used the QF at Labcorp, and passed with no problems at all.

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Old Jun-30-2009, 16:38
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In my previous post, I made a mistake. The testing facility is called Lab Corp, not Lab Tech.

Anyone know about this place?
I just took a drug test at Labcorp yesterday here in new york. They are very noninvasive, and it will be easy to substitute. They were quick to bring me in (because I showed up close to closing time), asked me to empty out my pockets of everything except my wallet, and told me to go into a bathroom and pee in a cup without running any water or flushing the toilet.

Again, minimally invasive, and will be easy to substitute. Also, as Burnt Toast said, many people used QuickFix with success in Labcorp. I'm still awaiting my results...GOOD LUCK!
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Old Jun-30-2009, 16:55
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Thanks for talking me off the ledge.

Thanks so much for the info, buddies! Free cab ride on me when I get my license!
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Old Jul-01-2009, 12:56
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check your synthetic

hey guys just got finished checking my quick fix with a one step specimen validity test and as always its good to go. I work at a facility were the company not only does monthly randoms they always send it off for gas test. and me and a couple of my buddies have been subbing with the fix for 3 years. there is only a four day period that names our drawn for random and if you win the lottery its one of those go to medical dept and take a test before they close deals so its pretty cool. i usually half way dillute those 4 days just to be sure, but the nurse always makes us close the door because she is embarrassed, but im sure if you got busted they would supervise you. also we get one freebie where we can come back after we get a clean test but after that if you get busted your gone. i truly believe that they hate having to even do it but company policy makes them drug test us for safety purposes i guess. oh well anyway my batch # on the qf i just tested is f11n-08 and like i said its ready for the hand warmer.remember in life you can take control or you can be controlled. this guy stating that his qf let him down obviosly did not check it out and just went for it wich is not a good idea when your livelihood is at risk test your batch be confident it your specimen!!!
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Old Jul-01-2009, 15:49
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Just adding my pass using QF to this thread

I just passed my drug UA using QF 5.7, batch number F3A-09.
I posted my "passing" to my other threads but wanted to make sure I updated this one as well since so many of us have been concerned with this post.
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