Now to pour over the wisdom of these pages and not screw it up!! Got the notice today of a test in the morning for work - Concentra w/eScreen.

Home tested twice tonight with heavy hydration - FAIL.

Been keeping clean (mostly) for the last six months for at least 8-10 days ahead of a probation test - simple test strips, where hydration was fine - so long as it tested clear, they were fine with it. Of course, they stand right next to you while you're whizzin, so no chance of faking those.

S'all good.

A bit... cloudier than mine is normally.

Hope he hasn't been into any scrip meds he didn't mention.... *just got off the phone with his brother - nope, nothing he knows of.

Made a figure-8 out of a rubber band, with the small loop around a pill bottle top, the other around the junk - and there it sits in the taint. Fairly easy to walk around - think the delivery process will be good.

Now... act normal.... totally cool bro!

Seems to clear up when it heats up. Kinda concerned the container's thickness is too heavy - may affect temp.

Started with a niacin bottle due to its perfect size... then thought "Oh feck! They'll test for niacin as a matter of course!" So took the 2nd sample and put it into a pH test strip bottle from my aquarium supplies.

:.prays to all that is holy!:

Pass.

Twelve months probation for a paraphernalia charge. What a buncha BS.

Two months ago she said I might get off this month... last month she said in October. Today she said I've got 6 more months. Had to remind her she said October. It's more about the revenue than the crime.

Congrats.