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    likinthatokin is offline Registered
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    can labcorp tell quick fix is synthetic?

    I'm leaning toward using the quick fix method; the drinks and even diluting doesn't seem reliable, and I smoked one day recently and heavily a few weeks before that.

    Does anyone know if labcorp will recognize quick fix 5.7 as synthetic? I'm fairly certain I have a good batch, even called to confirm, and I keep hearing that if you get the temp right you're all good. Pre-emp test and I doubt they'll watch, and I have a way to keep the stash hidden in the undies even if they do.

    My only concern is the test result will come back non-human urine. I've seen hundreds of posts saying QF works and only 1-2 claiming the lab saw it as synthetic, also heard only Oregon is really testing for that.

    How sure is Quick Fix?

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    LabCorp or Qwest don't detect QuickFix because they follow protocols to be federally legal. Some of the smaller state labs don't follow protocol.

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    The 1-2 cases that claimed they failed, most likely failed because they used normal Quick Fix (as opposed to Quick Fix with Uric Acid) in or around Oregon. I keep hearing about how Oregon is trying to crack down on the use of synthetic urine, in a nutshell they check for Immunoglobulin in the sample.

    I just used QF and lemme tell ya, IT IS A LIFE SAVER. I would highly recommend using it for any simple pre-employment testing, although I can't say the same for govt. jobs or physical exams. Anyway, I would definately say you're good to go!

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    i used some shit from ureasample.com and passed a MedTox drug test (huge company). it's supposedly real, freeze-dried human urine
    I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores!

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    Genetic profiling is not allowed!

    I keep hearing about how Oregon is trying to crack down on the use of synthetic urine, in a nutshell they check for Immunoglobulin in the sample.
    False! Labs practicing in the U.S. are prohibited from doing any form of genetic testing on urine samples collected for a drug test unless authorization is granted by the donor on an entirely seperate and detailed consent form. There are many posts throughout the forum that address the issue of Human Glycoprotein Immunoglobulin G (IgG).
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    Synthetic Urine is reliable

    I have never used Quick Fix but it is probably the same as the product I use from urineflow.com. I buy a kit and it is more expensive than QF I think. I have been using substitution for 4 years and it has never failed me. Last time was 8/25/10. I am on a random drug testing program and am tested 1-3 times per month to keep my job. I go to Lab Corp. I am not observed. I have time during the day to use the heating pad because I find out by 5am and have until 3:30. So if anyone is in this situation that they have some time, I would recommend the urineflow kits but they take about 90-120 minutes to heat to the correct temp. I understand that QF is microwaveable. Hope you find this helpful. I was scared as hell the first time but after about 100 times substituting I am pretty calm. It has never failed me.
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    burnt toast and diana, you've eased my mind considerably. I plan to test tomorrow.

    strangely enough I took 2 strip tests after diluting and both came back negative, but soooo faint a line that it made me nervous (though I know that's not supposed to matter, but it shows me I may be hit-or-miss). I can't wait for this to be over and pray that they tell me my results on the spot instead of making me sweat it (does anyone know if Labcorp ever does this???)

    Damn, so which is riskier, chance using my own possibly-clean void or smuggling in the good stuff?

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    knottynuff, how do I know if I have "normal Quick Fix" or quick fix with uric acid? I just bought mine recently and it's QF 5.7

    The idea of synthetic urine lacking something they'd notice is what makes me scared to use it. Can anyone clear this up? Does QF 5.7 have uric acid, or whatever it'd need for results to come back clean n' human?

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    ok now I'm reading the canadian version has beads of uric acid to add, meant to fool labs around oregon. I'm nowhere near oregon but still freakin.

    As i said my diluted void came up faintly negative twice, so I guess I could add some to the QF for smell and uric acid, but I'd be scared to add much in case I dirty the synthetic...

    BurntToast and Killer420, you seem confident. Is my own diluted or QF 5.7 (not from canada) the way to go?

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    dude stop trippin hahaha, its gonna work trust me, right after your test your gonna be laughing

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    lol now I'm pissed (no pun) cuz I realize lab's not open sunday... EFF

    mascar they told you you passed right at the test? that'd rock, ha, go home and smoke one!!

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    lol, yup, im not gonna lie tho, the stress i went threw this week dunno if im ready to toke again just yet.

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    I understand your worry

    I used to worry all the time about which was worse: getting caught substituting or taking the chance. I have used substitution now so many times with synthetic urine that I feel more confident with that. It is so hard and nerve-wracking the first time but it has worked for me over the years and if you get the temp right and have the amount right (for me it is 50ml), once they seal it up you are good to go. In my situation if I ever leave a dilute specimen then they will next do an observed and then I am fucked. So to avoid a dilute and an observed I use synthetic. As I told you, it has never failed me but believe me I have been a nervous wreck at times. I got over that. I went to this website so many times before I made that choice and it was 2006 that I went for it and ever since I use synthetic. I never get results, no news is good news. I just know that if I don't hear anything within 48 hrs I am good. That is the way I live. You get used to it after a while. Trust me.

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    Its LabCorp so you have nothing to worry about.
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    Labs

    Just an FYI labs are in effect to make money, they use the cheapest testing methods they can. If the first and cheapest test is neg, they go no further. I found that out. So if you are neg and not dilute, you pass on the first time. However they do not let you know and don't ever call to find out, it makes you look guilty. Just turn in your good temp sub sample and you will be fine.

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    ya'll are the BEST. I def won't ask about results, though I'll post when I eventually find out. Thanks for all input!

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    Unhappy help please!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dianakayc View Post
    I have never used Quick Fix but it is probably the same as the product I use from urineflow.com. I buy a kit and it is more expensive than QF I think. I have been using substitution for 4 years and it has never failed me. Last time was 8/25/10. I am on a random drug testing program and am tested 1-3 times per month to keep my job. I go to Lab Corp. I am not observed. I have time during the day to use the heating pad because I find out by 5am and have until 3:30. So if anyone is in this situation that they have some time, I would recommend the urineflow kits but they take about 90-120 minutes to heat to the correct temp. I understand that QF is microwaveable. Hope you find this helpful. I was scared as hell the first time but after about 100 times substituting I am pretty calm. It has never failed me.
    I'm really nervous. I travel in a florida rock band, and don't really smoke too much. I was at a show and needed to relax a bit, so i took a few puffs and drank 2 beers. it really helped. now i get this great job offer to play in studio but they do urine test!! to weird. but anyway i must, must and did i say must pass. i got the quick fix 5.7 does anyone know anybody who failed on this stuff? so nervous can't sleep or eat. does it really work??

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    Quote Originally Posted by snaresnapper View Post
    I'm really nervous. I travel in a florida rock band, and don't really smoke too much. I was at a show and needed to relax a bit, so i took a few puffs and drank 2 beers. it really helped. now i get this great job offer to play in studio but they do urine test!! to weird. but anyway i must, must and did i say must pass. i got the quick fix 5.7 does anyone know anybody who failed on this stuff? so nervous can't sleep or eat. does it really work??
    i heard of two people failing at quest labs in florida in june of this year(2010)
    has anyone else?

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    I've seen dziendobry4 answer my post months ago and also this one, so I am now going to use ureasample with confidence and stop stressin it. Will post results

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    Used one of my ureasample.com "real human" powdered kits:


    BENZODIAZEPINES Negative
    THC(MARIJUANA) METAB Negative
    BARBITURATES Negative
    COCAINE METABOLITE Negative
    OPIATES Negative
    P.C.P. Negative
    AMPHETAMINES Negative
    PH URINE, TOX 6.4
    CREATININE URINE,TOX 54.9 mg/dL
    ALCOHOL,ETHYL URINE Negative

    *whew*

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    passed

    EFF, so sorry to the folks checking this thread, my account got shut down for forever and even trying to change my password, I couldn't post. Anyway I subbed with quickfix and passed. Won't be posting or checking here anymore cuz I won't make this mistake again, but THANK YOU to mascar22 and everyone else who advised. Subbing seems to work fine; no one watched me and all was well. Thanks again all.

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    Thank you, thank you...

    First, I only registered to post here to say thank you. Now that I am here, I think I will stay a while.

    Second, I want to thank ALL of you, but especially KillerWeed420.

    I started the hiring process for a new job recently, and after three phone interviews, one in person interview, a personality test, and a background check they offered my a job. I accepted it, put in my two-weeks at my other job, and was very excited for the new job as it was in my field and the position I had been wanting for almost 8 years.

    Skip to my first day of work - I spent all day in HR filling out paperwork and even had to take a few tests on some company material I had to read. After that I went and picked up my new laptop(sweet Dell m4600 with SSD drive and 8gigs RAM for those geeks out there), and sat down in my new managers office to get my log credentials and locations to start installing all the software I needed. At the end of the day, HR stopped by again to let me know they forgot to give my my drug test paperwork. It was Monday, and I had to go to the LabCorp office the next morning before coming into the office.

    I am a MMJ patient, and I take it for several ailments - officially it is for migraines, and knee and back issues I have had for years (No more nasty, organ killing pain pills for me!), but it also works wonders on my RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome), upset stomach, and insomnia (severe insomnia). Without MMJ I am a mess, and only started consuming (edibles, topical solutions, and smoke) it because medical science had either failed me (their shit didn't work or had worse side effects that the illness itself gave me), or was extremely addicting (fucking pills - withdrawals are a bitch - also note that they were taken less frequently than directed in an attempt to NOT get hooked).

    So, my only option was of course to substitute. As many other people here I was VERY nervous and upset. Regardless, that is where I found myself. I went to a local shop after work that night and purchased a 2ox bottle of QF 5.7-1, which the shop guy said was the best they had.

    Upon returning home I got even more nervous about having to use the synthetic urine. I read hundreds of posts about QF and LabCorp specifically, and after reading this thread in particular I was put much more at ease.

    The next morning I heated the QF up in my microwave as per instructed, popped on a joke banana hammock I had received as a gag gift, rubber-banded the little heating pad to the warm bottle (bottle was heated to the 100 degree mark as I had a 20 minute drive and most likely a wait at the clinic), placed it under my sack, put on my boxers, and left. After getting to the clinic the QF was at 98 degrees, and after I checked in and got into the private bathroom it was at about 96ish (it was COLD in there). I made my deposit, handed it off, and the lady sealed it up and said I was good to go.

    Now, I am just waiting, but I am not a wreck anymore thanks to all of the feedback in this forum. I will, of course, post an update later to let you know if I still have a job, but I feel really confident about it, especially after reading what KillerWeed420 said about having to follow a certain process to be federally accepted as a test facility.

    For now, here are the test details:

    Lab: LabCorp
    Test: Pre-employment Panel 1-5
    Method: Substitution
    Product: QuickFix 5.7-1 2oz (I did not need the whole bottle)

    Thanks again, good luck to all, and cheers!

    ZI

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    im really interested in your results zorn. I'm kind of in the same situation in a week...
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    Zorin and Rhino - Or anyone who can help

    Please post your results. Zorin is is about time you hear something.. All other posts are very old. I need to hear something about Feb (This month) 2012 for Labcorp. Will they know it is fake? From what I have read, it will work and I feel good about that. For some reason I am more worried about pulling off the caper more than anything. I got a valid batch of 5.7-1 or 5.1-7. Whatever it is (the box is upstairs)... I asked a friend of mine if he had ever tried synthetic pee before... He said yeah but it taste horrible.. Hilarious...... Someone please post if you have used this at Labcorp in 2012 without issue..
    Thank you to everyone for your help and or advice..

    KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE....

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    I need to hear something about Feb (This month) 2012 for Labcorp. Will they know it is fake?

    Under DHHS regulations, labs determine a "non-human" sample by checking the creatinine and specific gravity. Under DHHS criteria, a "non-human" sample is ruled when the creatinine concentration is less than 2 mg/dL and the specific gravity is less than or equal to 1.0010 or greater than or equal to 1.0200 on both the initial and confirmatory creatinine tests (i.e., the same colorimetric test may be used to test both aliquots) and on both the initial and confirmatory specific gravity tests (i.e., a refractometer is used to test both aliquots) on two separate aliquots.

    As long as the synthetic batch is unexpired and had been stored properly (ie no exposure to direct sunlight), it will pass the validity checks permitted by DHHS.

    You can always test your QF batch with a validity test strip to see if the creatinine, SG etc, are all within acceptable ranges. These tests are inexpensive and can be found online by doing a Google search for drug adulteration test kits.

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