: Concentra (Sent to LabCorp)
: Somewhere in Wisconsin!
Type of test
: Split Specimen Unobserved
Synthetic Used: Dr.Green's Agent-X
(As mentioned in the title.)
Batch Number: 60105
(Said by their website to be good until June of 2012)
My Timeline / Story whatever
: Went to my local shop and grabbed a bottle of Dr. Green's Agent-X and went on my way!
Later that night!
: Went home and decided to practice a little bit. Threw on a pair of pretty tight Under Armour and tucked the bottle in next to my sack. (At this point it dawned on me that this is one of the ONLY times being fat is cool! I can smuggle pretty damn easy. Sat around the house for a while then checked the temp, seemed pretty good but I didn't want to risk it so I decided to microwave it before I had my test.
1:00pm on 9/26
: Job interview at a place that's way better than my current job, I mean it's not GREAT but it's definitely better than where I work now. (As a side note, I really need to pass this test because I will be working with family and it would be bad if they found out
But they won't right? RIIIGHT?!) After about 45 of interview and a small personality / honesty test whatever you want to call it, I received my papers for my drug test!
About 3:00pm 9/26
: Went back to my apartment shook up my bottle of synthetic took the top off and popped it in the microwave for 10 seconds. The temp was a little high but I figured it would settle down more around body temp.
: Around this time I arrived at Concentra and filled out all my paperwork. I barely had enough time to sit down after that before they called me back for the test. She had me empty my pockets and then let me take everything I had into the bathroom. She was a nice lady but had a pretty odd lazy eye that tripped me out a little bit. Good thing I wasn't buzzed right? She told me not to flush the toilet and to fill the cup to above the temp strip. Anyway, I got into the bathroom and pulled the synthetic out. The temperature was spot on! So I poured the entire 3 oz. bottle into the specimen cup and then tried to pee my own dirty piss into the toilet but couldn't because I had to pee so incredibly bad at home I just went. Good thing my bottle was 3 oz. I ended up just pouring some of it into the toilet from a decent high to sound sort of like peeing. I poured out just enough so that it would still be above the line. Came out of the bathroom and handed her the cup, it filled the two split vials exactly, so I suppose that was good. Had a little bit of small talk with the woman and then initialed my vials she told me they would be sent out by Fedex the next morning and then I went on my way! Hoping everything goes well and I do plan on updating this with results. I feel like an up to date review / testimonial / experience report would benefit the community of users who would like to use this product but can't find any recent results! If you got this far thank you for taking the time to read this