Um, hate to sound negative, but you will need a minimum of at least 20-30 days to pass the test naturally. Plus it all depends how your size, weight, metabolism and water drinking habits. If you drink to much water, your sample might come up dilluted, then they might have you retest or fail you all together. Best solution I suggest to you is going the substition method. Either buying some Quick Fix or using a clean family or friend pee is the only way you have a great chance of passing the test. Good Luck.

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They fail you for it being diluted, what if you told them you drank a lot of water because you were really thirsty or something..I got off probation in january and i didnt smoke the whole time i was on it but still its BS if they fail you for drinking.

hey brandon. first of all i want to say thanks for all the info, you've been quite helpful for my cause.. i just had a couple quick questions..

1) what is the exact temperature cutoffs for pee... i heard it was 96-98 degrees but i can't be sure. is this true?

2) if i have a friend urinate for me the evening before the test, do i have to freeze it right away or something?

also, i get randomly drug tested at school so until i'm clean i plan on using the substitution method in case i get tested. the only thing i have to worry about is whether or not the age of the urine can be detected, and the exact temperature i need to keep it at.

any help would be appreciated, thanks a ton

Hey Branall1 !

I had to take a urine test today ar LapCorp. I used Magnum Synthetic, the temp was only 93 degrees, but the chick marked yes on the sheet and made a note that is was 93 now its going to be mailed out! Do u think it will be ok??? Can they test to see if the urine is synthetic??? Do u think they will do "extra" testing b/c the temp was only 93???

Last week wife and I were called into the doctor's office for drug tests. We are on pain meds and the test is to assure that we are not selling the medicine instead of taking it. I was really surprised. The office gal says it's in a contract we signed before treatment that we would submit to this testing. Is this the US gov? (I'm living in the US right now). Has anyone else heard of this? )Any of you cronic pain sufferers?)

Shov

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to defeat random at-home drug tests? I don't think my mom is going to give me much notice. And also, if I'm seeing a counsellor about my "drug problem" weekly, is there any chance my mom might have them test me? Can they even test me? And if they can, do they have to give me any notice? Thanks, anyone who can help me out.

hi im from jersey england dont know if drug testing is th same worldwide but i average 2 - 3 a day got a test in 2days and haven't had a blast since last wed will i fail test help please!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^FAILED!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Brandon, dude i know you've been writing alot but if you can tell me one question .....Do they run any special tests If your on Probation and they send your piss to the lab? Like is it harder to pass...im about 95 pounds -5'6 i have to piss for my P.O this Tuesday and i smoked some ....NOT REAL GOOD shaky shit...about 2 bowls...its was maybe around Thursday over thanksgiving....is there anything i could do or should i be alright? Thanx for any advice

i dont think that brandon guy posts here anymore(at least not in this thread) so u all can stop asking him questions.

I found this post and it was exactly what I was looking for so I figured I would copy and paste it. He never got a reply so I was looking to see if I could get some answers.

FYI: since I have to take supervised tests from time to time and many of my friends drink and toke, it's often hard to find someone to give me a clean specimen. I can catch some of them at the right time and I would like to get a friend to just give me a large amount to keep on freeze so that each time I need it, I won't have to go through the trouble of tracking one down.

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I just used the Urinator and synthetic urine I'm waiting to see what happens..pre employment drug screen

im not sure if water works to pass a drug test. the first drug test i took i smoked the day befor and didnt do shit to try and pass it. the next drug test i took i drank 2 gallons of water the day of the test. and the last drug test i took i drank 3 gallons of water the day of the test. each drug test there was more and more thc in my body. from my first drug test to my last the thc level fucking tripled. i swear i took 5 drug test in my life and i never passed one of them. i fucking hate police for having to fuck with me and fuck up my life. my life would have been so much better if it wasnt for those fucking pigs.

Brandon, thanks for all the info, but i have to know... did you get drug tested for your job as a drug test salesmen?

what will happen to m e if i fail a drug test while on probation? can anyone answer that

Amanda, your post really should be in a different thread or start your own thread. Do that and I will answer as well as others wil post too. I would post in the legal forum or if not at least start a new thread in this forum but Legal would be the best.

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Get a home drug test if you want to know for sure if you can pass a drug test. Drinking lots of water for days and days before the test will not help you get clean quicker. All that water will not make your kidneys work better.

brandon how much water for a 240 pound guy heavy smoker and how long after i drink will my piss be clean? awsom post thanks please send answer to my addres if u can gecopreformance@aol.com thank u bro... l

Brandon, i don't mean to sound like a dick but is there any way to verify the info you posted about only having to pass an onsite kite and being home free after that? I'm currently trying to get into a construction union and don't want to mess up my chance of getting in. I'm currently detoxing, but by god, I NEED TO SMOKE A FATTY!!! Also, at what is the time table for smoking before the test and still passing, I'm 5'10 and weigh about 150lbs, any help would be appreciated, thnx, keep smoking while ya can you lucky bastard

Hi, I have to take a random drug test through Emergence, its a drug class because i got a DUII "don't drive drunk it's not only stupid but i costs me 3,500 dollars in fines and classes so far" but the point to my ? is. Before march 8 i smoked about 2-5 grams of some "afghan-pot of gold" just about every day for the last year and i need to pass the test's. so what can i do to pass? drink lots of water, steam room, excersize?

Drinking lots of water days before the test will not clean you out faster. Drinking lots of fluids on the day of the test is dilution. Read the stickies. Steam room will do nothing as very little THC is eliminated by sweat. Aerobic exercise can help but stop 3-5 days before the test.

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Get a home drug test if you want to know for sure if you can pass a drug test. Drinking lots of water for days and days before the test will not help you get clean quicker. All that water will not make your kidneys work better.

Brandon... I was wondering would they fail you on the spot if the temperature was wrong.. I took mine a few days ago and he excepted it and the guy seemed cool...

just take creatine supplements and drink a lot of water and other things to dilute the urine, creatine levels are what they measure to figure out if the urine is diluted or not

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Just wanted to add a little something to this while we're on the subject of drug testing misconceptions.

I hear people saying a lot, "Just drink a lot of water and excersise before your test."

This is an excellent way to flush your system naturally, but only if done right. I'm not sure if this has been pointed out on this board or not, but I'll lay it out anyways...

Increasing metabolism is the only way you are going to get rid of the byproducts of THC. So, this means either excersise a lot, drink a ton of caffiene, or eat large amounts of food for a few days before your test.

The only problem here (and something to keep in mind), all of these things are ejected from the body through your urine and sweat. Mostly urine though. If you smoke today and expect to pass a drug test in a few days by excersising and drinking water, you may be screwing yourself over.

The most common thing people do that I've seen when they fail tests is that they go out and sweat like crazy the day before their test. This is fine and dandy. It gets rid of the metabolites, but at the wrong time. If you burn fat and metabolites today, you will more that likely still be urinating them out tomorrow. This will make your urine even more possitive than it already is.

My advice to anyone wanting to flush their system....

If you have more than a week - excersise up until 48 hours before your test. Then take it easy and just drink a ton of water. Eat plenty of food over the last 24 hours and you should be good. This is assuming you are an occational smoker.

If you have less than a week - don't sweat at all. Try to take it as easy as possible. Drink lots of water.

Hey man, if you have the right connections in NC, the pot is actually not that bad. I live in Virginia now, but I'm from the Sanford/Fay. area and I have some connects around there for some really good shit. I hate the dirt that the Mexicans and "gangstas" sell. BLAH!

I've done it it 14 days, that's how long it took them to get me into court for failing one, I squeaked by 5 days at boot camp by claiming I was merely present when it was being smoked and passed it 14 days after I failed it, so it doesn't take at least 20 days in all cases. Btw, I smoked the morning I failed that initial drug test.

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