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    One Hit And A Test

    I took one hit of weed last night after 2 months of being completely clean. Would it be out of my system by 5:00 Monday night if Im drinking alot of water and coffee and whatnot?
    Break it up, chop it up, cut it up, tuck it in,
    Take the filler out..ROLL IT UP!
    Light it. Hit it. Hold it. Pass....
    Puff Puff BLOW IT OUT!

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    I THINK so.

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    Pretty freakin' sure.
    Hey man, you got a joint?

    It'd be a lot cooler if you did...

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    drink lots of strongf coffee a few hours before you have to be clean.

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    how does coffee help? is there niacin in it or something? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish View Post
    Make fire, light weed
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    First off who the hell is stupid enough to smoke weed the day before their test? If you dont fail you sure as hell deserved too.
    "Keep it sticky 'yo"
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    Heres a little known secret. You can absorb THC through your mucus membranes, i.e. your mouth. So what you do is piss in the cup, then take a sip of it and gargle for a few minutes. Then just spit back in the cup and your urines clean and you've got yourself a nice little buzz.
    WASH UFFIZI DRIVE ME TO FIRENZE

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    dont forget to rinse your mouth out when your done
    WASH UFFIZI DRIVE ME TO FIRENZE

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    lol thats pathetic i prefer to find another job

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    Quote Originally Posted by fikusroot View Post
    Heres a little known secret. You can absorb THC through your mucus membranes, i.e. your mouth. So what you do is piss in the cup, then take a sip of it and gargle for a few minutes. Then just spit back in the cup and your urines clean and you've got yourself a nice little buzz.
    I hope this post was a joke, but...

    Even if you can absorb THC through your mucus membranes (which you can't), you would never get high off of gargling piss because nobodies piss has THC in it unless directly applied. Piss tests don't test for THC, they test for the byproduct of THC, because consuming cannabis does not release any THC into your urine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by afghooey View Post
    I go weeks and months without weed and don't have a problem.
    When I have it I smoke it... when I don't have it, I don't.
    It's weed, people, not crack.

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    Way to kill my buzz Bill Nye. I had just filled 3 waterbottles and was about to get stoned out of my mind.
    WASH UFFIZI DRIVE ME TO FIRENZE

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