Thread: One Hit And A Test

I took one hit of weed last night after 2 months of being completely clean. Would it be out of my system by 5:00 Monday night if Im drinking alot of water and coffee and whatnot?

I THINK so.

Pretty freakin' sure.

drink lots of strongf coffee a few hours before you have to be clean.

how does coffee help? is there niacin in it or something? lol

First off who the hell is stupid enough to smoke weed the day before their test? If you dont fail you sure as hell deserved too.

Heres a little known secret. You can absorb THC through your mucus membranes, i.e. your mouth. So what you do is piss in the cup, then take a sip of it and gargle for a few minutes. Then just spit back in the cup and your urines clean and you've got yourself a nice little buzz.

dont forget to rinse your mouth out when your done

lol thats pathetic i prefer to find another job

Originally Posted by fikusroot

Heres a little known secret. You can absorb THC through your mucus membranes, i.e. your mouth. So what you do is piss in the cup, then take a sip of it and gargle for a few minutes. Then just spit back in the cup and your urines clean and you've got yourself a nice little buzz.

I hope this post was a joke, but...

Even if you can absorb THC through your mucus membranes (which you can't), you would never get high off of gargling piss because nobodies piss has THC in it unless directly applied. Piss tests don't test for THC, they test for the byproduct of THC, because consuming cannabis does not release any THC into your urine.

Way to kill my buzz Bill Nye. I had just filled 3 waterbottles and was about to get stoned out of my mind.