Allow me to refer to da positional diagram.
The extremely rare, "magic bishop" move only works if weapons are involved.

No got gun? No can do.

Dubba ewe

Ye positional diagram is "before my last move" which put my bishop at K3.

If that changes your view on things we can back up a ways. Otherwise, it's a trade, my queen's vulnerable to your rook ATM.

Puny firearms are inconsequential compared to the wrath wreakable by a well-connected bishop.

lol..."wrath, wreakable" sounds like an itemized deduction.

#795 is where I got turned around. I had your bishops at Q2 and Q3
So starting at the move after your diagram, mmmmmm.

I am still hosed!

That, was a very good move!

So at the least, black will lose a rook in the slaughter to come. But, more important, white has a positional advantage that will hammer black to a into a humiliating route to a bitter end.

I see no "brilliant" response and will gracefully resign.

Your game!
And well played sir.

Weeze

P - Q4

Hey Weez and DH, if I need any help on my grow can give you a shout out here, please? I'm shutting down my grow log.

M.P.

Posalutely!

Yer always welcome here!
Didja bring beer?

Nice thing about da game porch.
Any subject qualifies as game chatter.
There's some good stuff sprinkled through this thread as a result.
Takes some gleaning.
No step in da fnords.

Looks like Hermie's been sandbaggin' 'bout his skill level.

Aloha,
Wee Zard

Dis dumb.;
cornbush891.jpg

Enjoy!

Weeze

Crissakes, I spent a frickin' week jockeying those little bugger bishops around one square at a time...took me two days to figure out the last move, and that was with W.'s help...

I do like to take some time and study some simple openings as I go, though. Decide what approach seems interesting. Midgame can go too many kinda whichway to study, for me. I just watch the force lines change as the pieces move.

So I'll BRB with a responding move.


Yeah, man--no problem.

p -Q4

(tears himself away from another Indian-type defense)

P - QB4

The monkey wrench attack.

W.

P - K3

Me too.
P - K3

N - KB3

Aino sked dyu!

P X P

P x P

Making the capture with the knight was tempting, but you can run him off with your K3 pawn.

Kn - QB3

Quite right!
Planning to make a big hole in da middle of the board this time.
Your job?
Stop me.

W.

B - QN5

B - Q2.

Thanks for da tempo.
I'll try not to spend it all in one place.

Micro-gecko

You are funny--smack-talk in chess...

o-o, on da kingside...

Kn - KB3

Kess coo say "smack-talk"?
Silver plate.

Moi,
Rustre

Beginners' Guide to Fantasy Smack Talk


"Silver plate?"

That's rustre for, "If y'all please."
'samatta you?
French rednecks get "crochu et phonics", too.
yes dey do.

U, times 2

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N - QB3

Could not hang wit' "Crusher's" smack-talk video.

I'm guessing he annoys his opponents until they submit.

So, I'll try to talk much classier smack.

Somewhere between the political prisoners in county jail, (they talk about yo momma in the third person plural) and the mensa nerds in central park. (They occasionally shake one's faith in physics)

It is intended to be instructive and entertaining.

Perhaps, not obviously so, but at least there's no damn fnords!
Least, not on purpose.
Dat I know of.

See disclaimer.

Um, what was I typing?
Oh, yeah. Tag!
Your move.

'zard

QRP - QR3

Now, it's your move.

W.