See, view, play.

Mercy, Ozzie.

You is quick!

Me.

I didn't mean for ya to hafta watch that video. I couldn't hang for long either; that guy could barely even stay in character.

That was just the first "OK' definition I googled up. Smacktalk can be friendly and funny, like playing the dozens. "Woofing" is a regional synonym, I guess. Just tickled me in a chess match is all. Like throwin' down at a spelling bee: "Oh, Yeah?!? Use THIS is a sentence, muthaf*ker!!!"


B x N

Mohammed Ali usta talk some pretty good smack. People usta take him serious sometimes when he wasn't, though.

B X B

p - QB4

What, right through your knight?

Sorry. Just mistyped. Queen's Rook. P-QR4. Betcha I was lookin' at your bishop, into whose path I am moving.

Been multi-tasking.

Assembled a lamp from a kit for the wife. Chinese insructions, partially translated real old-school style. Really out there. Weird little hand-drawings to illustrate, too.

Also put together a couple more coco-bubbaponics units with a "Yummy" (small orange sweet pepper) in one and a poblano in the other. Used a "6"" netpot (which is really about 5.5"--just too small for a 1 gal nursery pot to drop into ) on one, and an 8" netpot on the other. You can get a wire tomato trellis into the 8, so Ima do dat. Not sure how big the plants'll get in the buckets. The Yummys were only about hip-high when I grew 'em in 5 gal soil pots.

I mixed 'em up, though, and I can't remember which is which (they're small).

P - QKn4

In my experience, the water women get about 50% bigger and produce 3 times the fruit.

Hope you photo-document this grow.
I forgot a lot with mine.

Waiting for my favorite plumeria tree to go dormant so I can get some cuttings for ya.
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Later
Weeze

Hey, I replied and my post is gone...

It was a shorty...

P x P

Your plumeria is a beaut...that foliage is such a pretty deep green.

Dat was about it. And de blooms...

P X P

Look to your rook.

W.

R x R

Your controlled, cautious play is no match for my reckless ignorance! Yee haw!

I've just germinated some Purple Cherokee and Mortgage Lifter Tomatoes.
They are supposed to be large "beefsteak" genetics in soil. I intend to put them to the DWC test.

Crossing my fingers, toes and eyes.

M.P.

Q x R
Ah, youse impetuous utes!

Still thinking...

Can't blame you.
That N - K5 move, was not the best choice.

Weeze
The omniscient

Uncross fingers, nose and eyes.
'cause, on you, dere ain't no flies.
You can grow da dank for sure.
An' 'maters be much easier.
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When I get good at growing, I want to try Ginseng in DWC.

Aloha
Da mad 'zard.

Weeze,
Crossing my fingers, etc. 'cause I'm gonna try and double the expected size, which should be about a 4 lb tomato.

4H 4 sure !

Everything I read about Ginseng is that it is a long grow measured in years. That would be a nice challenge!

M.P.

Guess ya missed my first two variations.

B - KB4

Okay, here's what I have so far...

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I like it when you talk like an optimist!!!

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Yup!
So,
P - QKn5
Nice horsie.
Just a little closer, inch by inch.

And then...

The ginseng grow is a smokescreen.

Picture a kidney shaped pool filled with Magic Christian nutes.(Very organic and all)

And as far as a mole can see. (Not much past it's ass I hear)
Are great rafts of Morel mushrooms!


Not just any Morels, mind you.
Genetically altered to produce Muy tasty, blue-bruisin' Castenada, kine secret ingedient of the first water.
Something I stumbled upon while cloning thc bearing truffels for the truffle farming kits .
(For a nominal fee, we provide acorns and advice)

None of which will speed the maturation of the Ginsing.

But, it just might seem like it.

Woof, I just gotta stop smokin dem Sassafrass hops.

Howdy Mac.
Do you get this ripped tryin' to grade yer meds?
I'm gonna hafta call for hungry lung kine volunteers.
Once I get past 6 hour of solar exposure of LED packed trichs...
The stone gets almost debilitating.

Tonight, it's the 2 hour exposure, G13 BB cross.
Very "up" and silly, as you can see.
Really works for chess though.

The 4 hour?
I refer you to my last game.

Da woozy Weeze

N - K2
Say, what do you think would happen if a freshly harvested indoor cola got to lie in state for a few hours outside in the sun? It'd still kinda be alive for awhile-- you know, like a guillotine-severed head(?)

You could maybe put the stem in water, like a cut-flower arrangement. Or not...trichs might even brown on a "dead" bud...

B - K2

The "bud vase" is a good idea.
I'd say give them varying amounts of direct sun, dry 'em, jar 'em and cure for 2 - 4 weeks.
Then compare.
Dat be da fun part.

W

P - QN3

I like truffles..

Kn - K5

Interesting web of influence, yes?

W.


"lie in state for a few hours outside in the sun?".

Can I be a smallbearer?

Weeze