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    EMERGENCY - I need to get high without smoke and/or sugar (details inside)

    I have a rare disorder known as Hypoadrenia, which disallows me to have sugar of any kind (even fruit) or smoke. They cause my endocrine system too much harm. (although it is healing and getting much better, I should be fully recovered and normal by mid-Summer)

    So my question is... I really need to get high right now. And I can't smoke, and I can't make brownies or any type of sugar dessert, and I want to get high like, NOW.. without waiting.

    Could I just boil the weed in some water for around 20 minutes and drink the water? Or boil it in butter, since I remember hearing something about marijuana needing fat to digest into your system or something?

    P.S. I normally would have posted this in the Recipes section, but this is a deathly emergency. Thanks for your patience!

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    Boil it in water and you can make tea out of it, as long as you get the general temperature up high enough to release the THC it doesn't matter. You can also toss a bud in the microwave for 30 seconds or so and eat it, works the same way.

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    boiling in just water wont work u can make butter out of it or a tea by boiling it with milk or u can extract the thc with alchohaul.

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    Umm please. Dont. Put it in the microwave. I say do butter. You can put it on Toast. Or a cake or brownie. Do they really need sugar? It may taste weird but at least you got a cake type thing with the butter. Just dont add sugar. Shouldnt be too bad eh?
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    break up your weed take a slice of cheese and fold it over, so its like a weed sandwich...(with cheese for bread) then microwave it for 30 seconds to a minute and eat it up when its nice & hot. The cheese gets really hot so be careful tho.

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    Ya don't make it into tea, I'm real fucked up right now haha -- THC isn't water soluble. Microwaving it does work but the taste is horrible. Cooking it with butter and putting it on toast is a good idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish View Post
    Umm please. Dont. Put it in the microwave. I say do butter. You can put it on Toast. Or a cake or brownie. Do they really need sugar? It may taste weird but at least you got a cake type thing with the butter. Just dont add sugar. Shouldnt be too bad eh?
    he's saying he CAN'T have sugar... so he can't bake it in brownies or cake...

    go ahead and boil that bud in water... but you'll do nothing but waste it... dunno where that one dude got you'd get high from it from... but he's 100% wrong.

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    slip is right, search for

    tired of smoking weed? try drinking it!

    weed tea made with milk and honey
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    you can always vape it in a lightbulb...
    "How do you think they make MORE bread?"
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    Make fire, light weed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Sky View Post
    slip is right, search for

    tired of smoking weed? try drinking it!

    weed tea made with milk and honey
    But see, milk has lactose which converts into sugar.. and honey is a type of sugar as well. So I can't do this option either. Nor the cheese thing. Or the bread.

    It's very strict, I know.. but I have to do it to get better and live normally again!

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    so...what the fuck do you eat? pretty much everything has sugar in it, man...except, like...water lol

    are you allowed to vaporize shit? it's much easier than cooking it.
    "How do you think they make MORE bread?"
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    Make fire, light weed
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    Quote Originally Posted by slpntrx5 View Post
    so...what the fuck do you eat? pretty much everything has sugar in it, man...except, like...water lol

    are you allowed to vaporize shit? it's much easier than cooking it.
    I am basically living on meat, vegetables, and nuts. Don't rub it in, I know how much it sucks.

    How do I make a light bulb vaporizer?

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    there's a video on here somewhere....

    got it:

    Marijuana Video: The Homemade Lightbulb Vaporizer Video
    "How do you think they make MORE bread?"
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    Make fire, light weed
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    Is there sugar in bread? I know the yeast eat it when they make bread. Just put a stick on butter on the stove and chop up some weed very finely and put it in. Let it simmer on medium heat for 10 minutes or so then strain it through a cheese cloth, stick it in the freezer (or ice bath for extra credit) and let it cool down. Once it is somewhat solidified so the point where it doesn't spill out and such, put it on your toast.

    Or you could use a spoon and spoon liquid artery clogger over your toast.
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    man...please just wait this is your health we're talkin...live long to smoke weed...just wait man...chill not that hard u don't want to die or anything lol just chill

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    Quote Originally Posted by slpntrx5 View Post
    you can always vape it in a lightbulb...
    that's a good idea actually... i would give you rep if i could but iv'e given to much out for today...

    that's really thinking outside the box lol...

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    You're beat my dude..

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    Bread probably won't work, lots of carbs.

    Best bet is either vape it or cook it into oil or butter and incorporate that into something you can eat. If I were you, I'd make the butter or oil and during the next meal I eat, in every mouthful, slip in a little bit of that butter or oil. Effects probably won't be as great as eating the butter or oil on an empty stomach but you'll get them.

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    Vaping it is a bit dangerous though..especially with a lightbulb. If you heat it too much you could get some smoke, which wouldnt be good.

    Depends how bad your disorder is with smoke, and if youre willing to risk it.
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    ok, i can help you with a diy vape that wont burn it. take a 60w bulb and a socket, and a mason jar...

    you cut a hole just big enough for the socket in the mason lid screw the light bulb in, and cover it with tinfoil. fashion a aluminum bowl to sit on the bulb. poke two more holes in the lid for air lines, and put weed in the bowl, screw the jar on, plug it up, viola!

    ghetto vaporizer and it absolutely wil not burn. just make sure you don't use any higher wattage than 75, i prefer 60, make sure it's incandecent...

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    THC isnt water soluable - so why the hell are people telling you to boil it? IT doesnt work for shit!

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    we have established that fact lip
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    Hahaha, that's classic, You're like the Lizard Pimp!!!
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    Sex is fantastic. I highly recommend it.
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    We should only blow smoke...into the air...not up eachothers' butts.
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    Like that saying goes, "arguing over the interent is like winning the special olympics. Even if you win, you are still a retard"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Sky View Post
    we have established that fact lip
    Oh, it would seem i was a little late lol. I supose i should read all the replies before just posting a reply lol.

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    lol, i'd rep you for helping, but i'm all out for 24hours...
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    Hahaha, that's classic, You're like the Lizard Pimp!!!
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    Sex is fantastic. I highly recommend it.
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    We should only blow smoke...into the air...not up eachothers' butts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou View Post
    Like that saying goes, "arguing over the interent is like winning the special olympics. Even if you win, you are still a retard"

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    Why not Stevia, [Yes, people have consumed stevia for centuries with no known side effects. Individuals who cannot tolerate sugar or other sweeteners usually can tolerate stevia.]

    Studies suggest that stevia has a regulating effect on the pancreas and could help stabilize blood sugar levels in the body, therefore making it a safe dietary supplement for people with diabetes, hypoglycemia, and candidiasis.

    IF, you can tolerate Stevia, then use any reciepe that suite yours fancy.
    When we use Stevia, we found it to be WAY sweeter than sugar, so we use tiny amounts of it. I'm not saying it's great or anything, but maybe a solution.

    Also, bread does contain sugar. I dont have our reciepe now in front of me, so I dont know the exact values.
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