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    just type "penis bong" in google images... duuuuh...

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    Seriously 95% of people on this thread need to grow up, its a bong, the reason you use it is to get high. You're taking a hit off it, not committing sodomy. There is a huge difference between smoking bongs and being a homosexual. I personally think this thread should be closed before it gets for a lack of a better word... flamed.

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    I think it'd be a pretty fun piece to smoke out of, but i wouldn't buy it simply because i spend a long time choosing a new bong and it wouldn't be a penis shaped one...
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    Justin, first I read your post about your 'gay' poems that you say arent gay at all.

    And now your lookin for a Penis shape Pipe. And you still say you arent gay.

    Your really pushin this whole 'Not gay' thing.
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    I think people have forgotten the definition of standards...

    the 'mature' ones are the ones complaining most...mostly about homophobic.

    Just like you preach about accepting homosexuals, you should also accept homophobes for who they are. Everyone is allowed to think as they wish, and that's on thing you should all recognize, especially since you are all pro legalization of marijuana because it's been a right that has been ripped off from you.

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    hmm, i got bad rep. for being a supposed homophobe. comm'on guys, i didnt know this was judgement day. btw, im not a homophobe Billionfold. you know what happens when you assume........
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    LMAO! that's what you call a hit str8 to the balls!

    Actually, a buddy of mine has a smaller glass pipe that ALMOST looks like a penis. It even has a part that looks like testicles, only it's a straight pipe (almost like an erected penis). Anyways, we always joke around saying, "bring out the penis pipe"...LMAO! Then we started questioning ourselves saying, damn, if this was really a penis replica, how many people would we actually see turn it down. Which reminded me so much of this comment (you gotta love this LMAO!!!):

    Review by pickamuffin on 27-09-2003
    this. bong. RULES. it's almost a foot long, a little heavy, and hits smoothly. it's also GREAT to pass around at parties - you get some strange facial expressions and stuttered "i... i can't.... i can't hit this!" but in the end, who'd turn down the hit? especially for the price, this is a GREAT piece.
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    shit id jam that motherfucker in my ass if i thought it would get me hi

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    Hell, since you're going get thristy, and when you need to drink, here's some items to go with the Penis Bong:

    Flesh Colored Penis Shot Glass

    The Blow Job Shot Glass

    Mr. Penis Ice Mold - Makes a Penis Ice Sculpture
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    Quote Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat View Post
    Hell, since you're going get thristy, and when you need to drink, here's some items to go with the Penis Bong:

    Flesh Colored Penis Shot Glass

    The Blow Job Shot Glass

    Mr. Penis Ice Mold - Makes a Penis Ice Sculpture
    Now imagine your mother walking in on you with all this stuff on your desk as you open your eyes and yell "MOM CLOSE THAT DOOR!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish View Post
    Justin, first I read your post about your 'gay' poems that you say arent gay at all.

    And now your lookin for a Penis shape Pipe. And you still say you arent gay.

    Your really pushin this whole 'Not gay' thing.
    Yes...All those things I wrote and this topic too does not make me gay at all. Even if everything I wrote or asked about might have been extremely homo-erotic in nature...Does not actually make me homosexual. Damn.

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    my old headshop had penis pipes, they made me laugh
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    Its almost a foot long

    I think they needed to be more realistic

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    Just because somebody wouldn't stick a dick-shaped object in their mouth doesn't make them a homophobe. Some people need to fucking relax.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billionfold View Post
    LOL so many homophobics on this site...

    I'd buy it. I'd smoke it. That doesn't mean that you're gay. It'd be an interesting party piece, though.

    "Wanna hit 'The Penis'?"
    That kinda sounds like a pick-up line that is bound for disaster lol

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    Lmao that's great
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    i showed that to my friend while we were high and i seriosly couldnt stop laughing about that thing. im not gay at all all but sure id hit that thing with you

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    i didnt want to look but i did anyways

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    Well, can't wait till payday!

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    haha have fun with that..

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    There was on that looked kinda like this in cruel intentions. It was the scene where Sebastian was hatching a plan with a gay kid and the gay kid was weighing out the weed with a penis bong infront of him

    Id get this pipe and the suck on it even when I'm not hitting it then I'd get some KY and shove it up my butt while I watch queer eye for the straight guy... WAIT... THAT DOSN'T MAKE ME GAY, RIGHT????????
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    Not a homophob so don't even try to call me one, but honestly that pipe is just weird. Please make sure if you use that it's only by your self because no one will do anything but laugh if you pull that dick out xD. Hope you have fun giving a blow job and blowing out smoke-cum .

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    That pipe is for penis lovers. End of.
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    Lol i suppose but its interesting how the same person who wants a big penis bong is the same person who wrote a poem about being fucked by his dad.


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    i've been on 4 cruises and the islands usually sell wooden pipes and they always have penis one's
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