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    Is there anyway to sober up fast?

    I don't mean long term sobering up, i mean being ripped and then for whatever reason needing to be sober fast. Is that possible?

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    Well man, i always find a good hard bike ride helps me

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    so hard exercise, how about any foods?

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    Erm yeah the best one ever sobers you up in a few mins

    have a shower, it works


    "If God wanted me to be quiet he would've never showed me what he does."
    "They got money for wars but they can't feed the poor."
    "Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive."
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edfsC6WrdlI

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    ejaculating.
    Spread your cheeks and lick your sack.

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    No that doesnt work


    "If God wanted me to be quiet he would've never showed me what he does."
    "They got money for wars but they can't feed the poor."
    "Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive."
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edfsC6WrdlI

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    I would be pissed of if ejaculating made you sober! Lol.


    "If God wanted me to be quiet he would've never showed me what he does."
    "They got money for wars but they can't feed the poor."
    "Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive."
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edfsC6WrdlI

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    Pretty much every time i wank the crank when im blazed, my high just isnt as strong after.
    Spread your cheeks and lick your sack.

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    what the hell THC isn't released when you cum


    "If God wanted me to be quiet he would've never showed me what he does."
    "They got money for wars but they can't feed the poor."
    "Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive."
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edfsC6WrdlI

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    i heard consuming massive amounts of semen works.....












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    have someone shout 5-0, instant buzzkill

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    Quote Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
    what the hell THC isn't released when you cum
    not like it's released when you shower???
    Spread your cheeks and lick your sack.

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    i bet banging ur head agaisnt the wall could work...

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    Coffee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vague
    I don't mean long term sobering up, i mean being ripped and then for whatever reason needing to be sober fast. Is that possible?
    If you are ever too shitty stoned to act halfway normal... tell everyone your sick as shit or something.

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    Just tell everyone you're high on PCP. They'll be relieved to find out it's just weed.
    Mira el foto grande

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    Quote Originally Posted by graph
    Just tell everyone you're high on PCP. They'll be relieved to find out it's just weed.

    the only way that'll help one sober up is when their father/mother runs at them, with a 2 by 4 in hand.


    I condone illegal activities!

    I didn't mean to give you mushrooms girl
    I didn't mean to bring you to my world
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    and its my fault, my fault

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    OK, really, unless you just smoked an inordinate amount, you should be able to act straight enough to pass by things. Eye drops for eye redness, wash your hands, spray yourself down, and make your breath smell nice.

    If you did smoke a ton and can't act straight worth shit, go ahead and say you have a headache, or you feel sick. I've never been questioned using this method.

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    foor,shower, splashing water in face
    I hang with a bunch of hippies
    and wacky tobacco planters
    Who swallow lit roaches
    and light up like jack-o-lanterns

    have something to say but dont want to create a thread about it? bored? mad? want to read some random ass shit? just goto this thread and CONTRIBUTE...http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=26083&page=30

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    Quote Originally Posted by JuggaloAtTheDoor
    the only way that'll help one sober up is when their father/mother runs at them, with a 2 by 4 in hand.


    and hilarity ensues. I fail to see the problem here.
    Mira el foto grande

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    I smoke a couple of ciggys and have a cup of tea, and drink a pint of milk.

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    go for a long walk, tht sobers me up
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    Usually an unexpected knock on the door..... and then when I realize it's one of my boys, we're all good again.

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    cold showers sober you up really quick... or genitlal mutilation.

    you know... whatever tickles your fancy
    peace whooa, wanna piece of mind... i wanna take a little piece of my herb and get this whole world high

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlazeTheWeed
    Well man, i always find a good hard bike ride helps me
    a few days ago, I biked up to one of my friend's houses, and got stoned, then after about an hour I felt really awkward because they were all whacked out on speed, so I excused myself and biked home again. Halfway home though, I stopped to buy an apple, only to have some old chav woman come up to me and have a go at me because she apparently nearly ran me over...

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