Ive gotten caught quite alot...and well I have learned a bit. I thought I would share this with you all.

Tips:
-Use visine ^^
-Dont laugh lol
-Try to keep your eyes open wide
-Keep your mouth closed
-Try to act as normal as possible, Observe yourself in a mirror to make sure you will give it away that your stoned

Smoking Outside: When smoking outside just do it away from people, exspecially people you know or police. Smoking outside is pretty easy, just dont come home and bust in the door laughing (has happened). Dont worry about the smell or anything, the wind will take care of that.

Smoking Inside: Smoking inside is tricky. The best way to do it (but not most coinvenent) is too go into the bathroom, turn the fan on (if you have one) and turn the shower on. Toke up, maybe spray some air freshner just for some extra safety, and leave the shower running for a little bit. The shower will help clean the smell out of the air.

Smoking in your room is kind of risky. If your going to do this I would
recommend definitly use incense sticks. You can buy them here -buy Incense Sticks
I personally just pick them up at spensers. There only $4 for 20 of them at my local store, not that much of a mark-up. All you do is light the end of them and they will burn unleashing a very strong smell in your room. The smell will stay for more than a day. There really good at masking smells. Burning incense is a clear indicator of someone smoking to most people so just be aware. If not you could always just spray air-freshner and keep a window open, praying no one comes in your room soon.

Hope this helps you all out some. Peace

I smoke in my room all the time. All I use to cover the smell is a doob tube and some Febreeze just to make sure.

dude... screew your guide... ill just wait 9 months till im off probation... go buy a pound... and a nice ass pipe and some blunt wraps... and sit on the couch... and just smoke... when my mom comes home, ill just say high...

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Dude lol....what does laughing have to do with it? The thing that gets suspicious is how everyone stops talking and doesn't laugh or anything.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha woow....

Well one time i was going to my frineds and his mom was taking me. I toked up b4 i left and lets just say i was laughing as hard as i could the ENTIRE time in his moms car....gd times ^^

Yeah, but sometimes I laugh like that because something is funny. Now being dead silent, trying to look awake, and being kinda spaced out thinking about other shit is suspicious. Just act calm,cool, and collected. Stay relaxed.

haha, I noticed that too...

Coincidence?

I think not.

4 for 20$ seems pretty fucking expensive to me...my local "tabbaco" store will ussually give me a whole lot of them for free.

i believe he meant 4$ for 20 sticks.

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wow u just ask em and they give

I got something else for smoking inside.

This is how I do it. My mom knows I smoke but i'd rather her not smell my cigs and weed in the house.

Alright this is probably the best way to kill smell

1. Get a small fan and face it going out the window. Then close it so just the fan has enough room.

2. Make a doob tube. Get a paper towel roll and tape a dryer sheet to the end then pack it full of dryer sheets.

3. Don't smoke joints enless you have to. Pipes are the best.

4. Take a hit. clear the pipe so no excess smoke gets out, then kill the bowl. Take the doob tube and blow right by the back of the fan.

After you're done smoking make shure you put everything away then I usually light incense. But any air freshner is good. I usually just spray it in the middle of the room and at the bottom of the door.

dude, no offense, but your guide is pretty shitty. you don't even mention doob tubes, bowl capping, ghosting hits, covering up lighter noise, you don't even say not to smoke a joint in the house!

revise your methods, bro.

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QFT but still....it was a nice effort that is well appreciated

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lol thanks, bored saturday, will improv. on it

wat dies qft mean, exactly?

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quote for truth

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ok thx

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i should seriously remake tnis guide, ill do it when im on myPC ,right now im on my wii, but dude, you didnt even mention a spoof for indoor smoking, and how do u cover up lighter sound slpntrx5???

my way is not really to cover it up. it's basically just eliminating the clicking altogether. as long as you can avoid being seen on the way to your "smoking room" you:

1. light a candle
2. put the candle down
3. press the fuel release button on the lighter and hold it to the candle flame
4. voila! silentflame (wasn't there a video game called silent frame or am i just high?)



sorry to hijack the thread. i now give it back to you.

*thread handoff*

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I dunno 'bout using incense. seems like a dead givaway to me 'cause it's so much associated with smoking weed.

QFT lol

candle is a good idea...also if its scented that helps.

doob tubes work wonders

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Yeah, scented candles and doob tubes might be the best.

Who cares about our rooms and inside/outside? You get in real trouble when you're a) doing something really shady or suspicious in public or b) getting pulled over.

If you're doing something illegal that draws attention to yourself when you have smoke on you, you deserve to get caught.

Here's some tips/strategies I have thought of over the last couple of years to reduce the chance of being searched/interrogated when in a car:

Common tips:

1) Keep your license, registration and proof of insurance in your center console. Try to remember not to put anything illegal in it, but even if you do, the center console is much less visible to the cop than the glove box.

2) Always keeps Febreze and three Dangly smell-good thing in your car. If you accidentally overload on febreze and the cop asks why does it smell strongly of freshener, just shrug and refer to the dangly smell-good things.

3) ALWAYS address them as sir or mam and be very humble and apologetic(apologize only once or it may look suspicious). You never know the small things that just may push the cop over the threshold of not bothering you or inquiring further about whats in your car.

4) Never consent to a search. If asked why, just say it's your parents car and they have always told you to never consent to one. This seems to be a pretty good reply and has worked a couple of times for me. It sure beats "uh.. I dunno.. just because"

5) Find a good stash spot in your car. If you looked hard enough, you could find 10 stash spots that even the most seasoned of cops wouldn't think about.

Strategies:

1) Find four or five stickers that in some way support or promote any type of law enforcement. Place them on the left side of your back window.

2) I just thought of this last week and haven't even used it myself. Can't imagine it not working, though. A few years ago I remember one of my friends brought a fake fart spray to school. He just sprayed it up and down the hall and it smelled like complete ass. Find and keep one of these bottles in your center console. Spray it, not too much, directly on the driver's window. Even roll down your window a little and spray it outside. The cop WILL smell it.

Clutch your stomach a little bit and purposefully start acting a BIT strange and embarassed. If assuming the cop does ask you why you're acting strange, say "Well.. it's a bit embarassing." That conversation may end right there, but if it goes on, just go into a little detail about how your stomach has been acting up all night/you have irritable bowel syndrome/chronic shits/etc. The cop, I'm assuming, will let you go faster and be less inclined to want to go anywhere near your vehicle.

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holy shit that's crazy enough to work (the fart spray thing). jesus christ, that's fucking awesome...just be sure to hide the bottle and not let him see it!