just type "penis bong" in google images... duuuuh...
just type "penis bong" in google images... duuuuh...
Seriously 95% of people on this thread need to grow up, its a bong, the reason you use it is to get high. You're taking a hit off it, not committing sodomy. There is a huge difference between smoking bongs and being a homosexual. I personally think this thread should be closed before it gets for a lack of a better word... flamed.
I think it'd be a pretty fun piece to smoke out of, but i wouldn't buy it simply because i spend a long time choosing a new bong and it wouldn't be a penis shaped one...
mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
mother do you think they'll like this song?mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?mother should I run for president?mother should I trust the government?mother will they put me in the firing line?
mother am I really dying?
mother, did it need to be so high?
Justin, first I read your post about your 'gay' poems that you say arent gay at all.
And now your lookin for a Penis shape Pipe. And you still say you arent gay.
Your really pushin this whole 'Not gay' thing.
Every post I make that pertains to illegal substances is just a joke, and nothing but a joke. Im doing it to look cool to my Cannabis.com members because I have no real-life friends. Now get the fuck off me!
Some people smoke the nicest greens.Some people smoke them in-betweensSome people smoke just stems and seedsBut we all smoke to get high!
I think people have forgotten the definition of standards...
the 'mature' ones are the ones complaining most...mostly about homophobic.
Just like you preach about accepting homosexuals, you should also accept homophobes for who they are. Everyone is allowed to think as they wish, and that's on thing you should all recognize, especially since you are all pro legalization of marijuana because it's been a right that has been ripped off from you.
hmm, i got bad rep. for being a supposed homophobe. comm'on guys, i didnt know this was judgement day. btw, im not a homophobe Billionfold. you know what happens when you assume........
Dante: Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
Alex: You do know that lions eat deer?
Dante: Woah, Your right. Dr. Shakalu we need to be careful with that shit
LMAO! that's what you call a hit str8 to the balls!
Actually, a buddy of mine has a smaller glass pipe that ALMOST looks like a penis. It even has a part that looks like testicles, only it's a straight pipe (almost like an erected penis). Anyways, we always joke around saying, "bring out the penis pipe"...LMAO! Then we started questioning ourselves saying, damn, if this was really a penis replica, how many people would we actually see turn it down. Which reminded me so much of this comment (you gotta love this LMAO!!!):
Review by pickamuffin on 27-09-2003
this. bong. RULES. it's almost a foot long, a little heavy, and hits smoothly. it's also GREAT to pass around at parties - you get some strange facial expressions and stuttered "i... i can't.... i can't hit this!" but in the end, who'd turn down the hit? especially for the price, this is a GREAT piece.
DieHard Dolphins Fan!
shit id jam that motherfucker in my ass if i thought it would get me hi
Its almost a foot long
I think they needed to be more realistic
Just because somebody wouldn't stick a dick-shaped object in their mouth doesn't make them a homophobe. Some people need to fucking relax.
What does a scanner see? Into the head? Into the heart? Does it see into me? Clearly? Or darkly?
Lmao that's great
If I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked!
"Let them hate me, as long as they fear me!" - Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
i showed that to my friend while we were high and i seriosly couldnt stop laughing about that thing. im not gay at all all but sure id hit that thing with you
i didnt want to look but i did anyways
Well, can't wait till payday!
haha have fun with that..
There was on that looked kinda like this in cruel intentions. It was the scene where Sebastian was hatching a plan with a gay kid and the gay kid was weighing out the weed with a penis bong infront of him
Id get this pipe and the suck on it even when I'm not hitting it then I'd get some KY and shove it up my butt while I watch queer eye for the straight guy... WAIT... THAT DOSN'T MAKE ME GAY, RIGHT????????
Last edited by 420marijuana420; Jun-18-2007 at 01:00.
Not a homophob so don't even try to call me one, but honestly that pipe is just weird. Please make sure if you use that it's only by your self because no one will do anything but laugh if you pull that dick out xD. Hope you have fun giving a blow job and blowing out smoke-cum .
That pipe is for penis lovers. End of.
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Lol i suppose but its interesting how the same person who wants a big penis bong is the same person who wrote a poem about being fucked by his dad.
"If God wanted me to be quiet he would've never showed me what he does."
"They got money for wars but they can't feed the poor."
"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive."
i've been on 4 cruises and the islands usually sell wooden pipes and they always have penis one's
Humanity is gone, smoked up in a gravity bong
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Immortal Technique, you never heard me preachin' a song
I'm not controversial, I'm just speakin' the facts
Put your hands in the air like you got the heat to your back
and shake your body like a baby born addicted to crack
And since life is a gamble like the craps tables at Vegas
I freestyle my destiny, it's not written in pages