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Reminissions · #1 (**permalink**) Sep-12-2004, 00:08

lets see here is some backround before you guys say ne thing im what been baptist my whole life immigrated to america when i was 2 came here from the ukraine (shit hole of a country really) like i said been baptist but lately that religion has not interested me at all i never liked church the boring sermons and such i dont know i either might to athiest(sp?) or i might choose another religion to follow. any advice on what religions i should look into?

rnf232s · #2 (**permalink**) Sep-12-2004, 02:05

Well, I really dont think you can just choose a religion in a way and be happy with it. Religion seems more of a way of feeling about something that is beyond our control in a way and it almost seems like you have to have some sort of feeling about it instead of just saying, wow, I am going to be this today. I would just read up on a lot of different types and stuff and see what fits you the best way in your own personal beliefs and stuff. I have studied a lot on religion and if nothing else it is really interesting. I am big into eastern philosophy and that stuff so I can be of help to that if you have a more specific question on anything. Good luck to you finding what you believe in and stuff.

Sinsemilla Jones · #3 (**permalink**) Sep-12-2004, 05:56

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Sinsemilla Jones · #4 (**permalink**) Sep-12-2004, 06:06

Find your wampeter!

Identify members of your karass!

Learn to ignore granfalloons and enjoy the foma!

Life is like a Cat's Cradle!

(No goddamn cat. No goddamn cradle.)

Sinsemilla Jones · #5 (**permalink**) Sep-12-2004, 06:12

Or you could start a sex cult like Valentine Michael Smith.

Learn to speak Martian!

Make objects and people disappear!

Practice ritual cannabalism on you dead friends!

Share water. Drink deep. Never thirst.

You grok?

Sinsemilla Jones · #6 (**permalink**) Sep-12-2004, 06:57

Onward christian soldiers
Marching as to church
Smart bombs from a dumbass
Fucking up Iraq

(Jesus made me sing it.)

(Nothing to do with Cat's Cradle, btw.)