People who just say the dumbest shit and blame it on being high. one time this kid at school was high and was like "...i love you cow, ahahahahaha, thats so funny, just say it, 'i love you cow', haha" and I'm just like "Is that what you said to your old girlfriend?" and he got pissed

That and people who bitch, like the kid mentioned above- one time I was at his house and we were smokin' some Jays in the woods with his neighbor, and it was his neighbors weed, and the kid fucking bitched at me for 'hogging' it and shit, and what made me so happy was when the kid who's weed it was just said "patrick you need to chill out and let the man fucking hit that shit" and I was like "yeah". I wasn't hogging it real bad even, its just I was in the middle and they kept passing it to me, maybe I should have just passed it back and forth, but at the time I figured they would say shit if it bugged them.

Also people who do stupid shit, like the same kid later on was smoking a condensor (out of a bottle, bowl in cap) and just started like fucking huffing it like I don't even know what he was doing. ANd he's like "I was getting it started" when it wasn't even greens, plus its not a fucking joint/blunt/cigarette, its a goddamn bowl, you re-light it.

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There's a lot of people on here that do that, and it's starting to get a little old. "Sorry for making this thread or stupid comment, I'm Highhhh." Just say you're a dumbass or something. Or not. It doesn't bother me that much, I just notice it.

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yah...we call it a hooker...

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One thing that pisses me off is that I have this one friend thats really reluctant to match bowls. I smoked him out like three bowls one night and we decided to do a fourth and I suggested that we smoke his weed and HE got MAD at ME! What the fuck is that shit?

After I explained my reasoning he agreed but he drug his feet and acted like he was doing me a favor.

He's one of those friend that you know so long and so well that your more like worst enemies. I don't know if that really makes any since but thats how it seems.

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people who are paranoid about smoking , like in this chill spot in the woods in the middle of nowhere and are like were gonna get caught i know it, annoying.

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Sobriety Day #2

You call a whitey a hooker?(I hope it is me you are talking to)

Which country are you in and do you know why it's called a hooker

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"The very man who has argued you down,will sometimes be found,years later,to have been influenced by what you said" ~ C.S.Lewis

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. ~ Mark Twain

i know exactly how you feel, i have that with my best friend of about 12 years (i'm only 17 so that's a big chunk of my life i have known him) and certain things he does just really really piss me off. it's way too hard to explain it all but there are just things that make me want to get up and leave when he does them.

my advice is that you take a little break from your friend, sometimes it can be tough to do because they always want to do something but a month of hanging out with other people and not that friend and you'll be ready to hang out with him again. works for me at least.

also i wouldn't go to the extent of "worst enemies" but sometimes things get overly hostile because we can predict each others actions, ESPECIALLY the ones that make us mad. and if you've ever predicted (to yourself not actually tell the other person) that someone is going to do something that makes you mad and then you see them go ahead and do it, it just makes you more mad because you saw it coming and it happened. i dont know if you can relate but thats how i feel a lot of the time, i know he's going to act a certain way and when he does it pisses me off.

always look on the bright side though, think of the good qualities of that friend instead of obsessing over the bad ones. it can be tough to do but a positive outlook can make things go better imho.

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yea ive got some serious pet peeves when it comes to smoking. especially if im the one hookin it up.

first and foremost number one pet peeve is when people turn into a complete fucking moron when they get high. like running around tripping over shit and laughing their asses off at stupid stuff, like cracking up after the murf the bong. its like dude...come on.

second is when someone starts reachin for the piece before ur done with ur rip, ive had people literally start to take it away from my mouth and its like dude...get ur fuckin hand out of the way or im gona light it on fire lol.

third is hitting out of turn. if your a complete newb and dont really know the rules with the rotet or w.e thats fine, just ugh annoys me.

and lippin the piece and not whiping it off is also annoying.

oh and one of the most annoying things is when people always bitch about smoking u out and being stingy. that pisses me off. its like dude u just bough a half u can afford to smoke out the two of us lol.

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gotta hate those fuckers who ask you to smoke with them then don't have any weed/money.... only people i will smoke my own shit with now are people who are matching/pitching and a couple close friends

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Lippin for sure is one. It also bugs me when it's a decent circle and one person is packing a few bowls but after each pack they just pass to the same side. Just bugs me even when I'm the one it's getting passed to cuz then the peeps on the other end are just getting the end of the bowl. Person who packs it should take the first hit if they want but then I feel it needs to go back where the rotation left off.

And I think my number 1 is people who are like lets match or whatever and you pack a nice fat bowl and then they put in like jack shit for the next one. I usually wont say anything but it's just like what the fuck kinda matching is that?! If your gonna pack a bowl pack the damn bowl. Granted there not matching and don't have too much left then ya, pack what you want.

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lemme lay down some of the things the fuckin irk me.

1. when im the only one with weed, and someone will be like, hey man.. you should pack up a bowl, - even after i tell that one "friend" to not mention that i have bud. then theres like 5 people that wanna get high off me.

2. when im at a big party, and ill pack a bowl to match one of my friends, and then suddenly, like 10 girls come over, and they all say "pass it to me next"... well normally i wouldnt care if it were a couple, but when a huge group of girls come over expecting free weed because theyre girls.... it sucks.

3. when your mates raid your cubbords or change dish

fuck those things

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It's longer than all the others combined... And it doesn't mean a thing..

My friends never release the carb. Fuckin noobies.

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"Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?"
-Hunter S. Thompson

Comes with the territory my friend. Get new friends. I prefer to smoke by myself or with 2 other people max. Its more relaxing. Weed costs too damn much, but thats because of prohibition. Grow your own.

my biggest peeve is like alot of other peoples'
PEOPLE WHO ACT SOOOO FUCKING HIGH or take the occasion of being stoned to act like ASSHOLES. a kid was doing it on wednesday, so when i was tapping the bowl out i blew the ash in his face. fuckin asshole deserved it.
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moochers

okay, I was thinking about this more, and I don't think anyone mentioned people not hitting you back after you smoke them up. Okay, I'm sure someone mentioned it, I just didn't see it. But I always smoke up this close friend, and he rarely has any weed of his own, so it's kinda hard to hit me back. I don't really mind smoking him up as long as the favor is returned. But this kid doesn't have a lot of cash, and when he does buy a sack, he's really stingy since he's got so little money. Still, return the favor. It's starting to really get under my skin as the count goes up and up.

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The thing that most pisses me off is when someone with a joint isn't smoking it and doesn't pass it and is telling a really involved story. It is a pain as it is seen as bad manners to hastle for joints here. But you can see your money especially if it is a pure joint going up in smoke.

well usually before i smoke someone out we work out how they will pay me back. if i smoke out my dealer he gives me discounts. etc.

Stingy people are the same guys who don't want to waste all their weed in one sitting, or want some one to put down if they're hitting off their weed -- like they should.

My biggest pet peeve is when fools try to get me to smoke my buddha when I'm good, I love my friends but once word is out you got some weed they hit up your cell like you're a damn celeb.

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What's the commotion, yo I'm not joking around
People learning about, what they're smoking
My oven is on high, when I roast the quail
Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale
Exhale, now you felt the funk of the power
now feel the effects...

I want to get high....so high...

B-Real..legend..smoke n toke that..

Yep, that would be my biggest one too.

another one is when I have friends over and we're smoking, my little brother (who's 16) comes and joins in. I'm totally fine with him joining, but then after the session he does all sorts of embarrasing stuff, like he keeps asking my friends how high they are, asks for more weed when we're all done, giggles his ass off when he's high. Thing is though I don't give him too much trouble about it since he's got aspergers (high functioning autism) so he's pretty socially inept. Still embarrasing though.

and on the reverse side, I used to hate that some people would get pissed at me for being too high when I was fairly new to it. I didn't stumble around and knock stuff over and such, I just laughed a lot and kept forgetting what I was saying half way through, and have fallen down a few times. thing is though I've never been one of those shitheads that acts higher than I am, I just had an unusually low tolerance so it really genuinly impaired me quite severely, sometimes to the point where I'd curl up and cover my ears because I'm freaking out from the over stimulation of all the chatter in the room. I think though when my friends, and new friends gained over time, saw that I would get overwhelmed and have to hide away somewhere, or close my eyes and cover my ears, that I wasn't just acting excessively high for the show.

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Something else that annoys me is stoners who get angry and stressed with other people and say nasty crap to them when they DON'T really deserve it.I thought weed was meant to chill people but I guess they need something stronger.

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"The very man who has argued you down,will sometimes be found,years later,to have been influenced by what you said" ~ C.S.Lewis

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. ~ Mark Twain

Yeah, this really pisses me off:

I'll have weed and someone will say to me lemme roll a joint (of my shit!) I prefer smoking from my bubbler but all my friends just like joints. I try and conserve my weed but they don't understand/care. Also, I usually always have weed and some friends will never have it and just expect you to smoke them up. I just prefer to smoke by myself usually.

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Kraloth:
http://boards.cannabis.com/recreatio...rger-then.html

Some damn stoners need to learn to have a bit of respect and patience for their fellow stoners but I am happy with the majority of the stoners I know.

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"The very man who has argued you down,will sometimes be found,years later,to have been influenced by what you said" ~ C.S.Lewis

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. ~ Mark Twain

I hate it when people take a drag, and it burns half the joint. Then it tastes all nasty, and burns your lips. I only have one friend who does this, and by no fault of my own...I no longer toke up with him, lol!

I also hate people who rush me! Pass, pass toke, but don't get in a hurry...just chill, man! (Weed is plentiful)

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I like to have tons of weed... so i will never let my buddys load a bowl. Never at my house. I pack it up all night long.

I dont like it when my friends barf after smoking.

How about drooling in the bong.....hate that. yuck

wet lipping the j yea yea, but i hate it when they start talking and talking and let it go out every time around. Dude just pass on it.

babysitting the bong/pipe/etc... can irritate me